hahaha!!! slip of the tongue!!! gotcha!!! ;)  

rm_naughty_jean 31F
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3/31/2005 8:57 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

hahaha!!! slip of the tongue!!! gotcha!!! ;)


Would you marry?!?

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her
face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing
to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - - -silence- - - - -

HUSBAND: "S***."

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