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filipino jokes... :)
filipino jokes... :)
i added this up. Add on if u like...
jim's add on:
Outside an etsblishment in pabayo:
FOR RENT: MALE BEDSPACERS
Boyfriend to Girlfriend, may LQ: What do you take
me for?! Granted?
Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?... Ah yes,
for a while. Please
Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me,
then I will against
Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
Army officer to cadet: "Do you know why I ask you
to stand?" "No, sir."
"Ok, why?" (anlabo!)
Teacher to students: Baka gusto nyong ibilad ko
kayo sa covered courts.
Teacher: Class, I want you to watch sex scenes.
Class: What?! Teacher!
Teacher: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring
Class: Aah, Sixth Sense!
Sa isang examination:
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper
A reporter interviews a politician about the
says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natin ngayon.
Pero slow by slow, we
Teacher: Sorry, class. I'm late. My mother died
three years ago. And now
she's dead. (Ano daw?!)
Heard in a fastfood chain:
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Mark ng KIDNEY MEAL!
Teacher: What is ur name?
Teacher: What is ur old? (maybe she meant how
old are you?)
In a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir, How do you want your egg?
Customer: Side in, side out.
Mom interviews her daughter's suitor:
Mom: What's your course?
Suitor: Geo po (for geology).
Mom: Ahhh... Geo-rnalism. Ok yan. (ok nga!)
Guy to Girl: I love you. This is not a ball.
Teacher to students: Okay, form two straight
circles and find your
Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go
home. Form a line and
Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring your
father and your
especially your parents, understood?! Bring them
tomorrow in front of
right here, right now!
Emcee, in a party: The next song is the favorite
song of my best friend,
and neither do I!
Posted in an establishment: None ID, nothing
Teacher: Oy, magdala kayo ng chip ahoy a.
Student: Miss may "s" yon...
Teacher: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!
Two lousy-in-english friends talking to each other:
Friend 1: Am I raining outside?
Friend 2: Not yet. Sprinkle only.
In an awards night, presentor goes: And the winner
for Best Comedy Show
Okay Ka, Pare Ko! of IBS channel 13. (Ever heard
Alma Moreno, in her show introduces Nora Aunor
who comes in late:
Finally, please welcome, the late Nora Aunor.