clean, simple stories worth reading.. :)  

rm_naughty_jean 31F
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4/28/2005 6:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

clean, simple stories worth reading.. :)


Lessons in life and such

dearies, this is a spiced up lessons we should
learn...sometimes, the greatest knowledge comes
from the simplest things and these things are
commonly neglected...

WORTH READING

Lesson Number One
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A
small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
also
sit like you and do nothing all day long?
"The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit
sat on the ground below the crow,and rested. All of
a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and
ate
it.

Management Lesson 1
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.

Lesson Number Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well,why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?"
replied the bull.
"They're packed with Nutrients." The turkey pecked
at
a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the first branch of the
tree.The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight,
there he was proudly perched at the top of the Tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who
shot the
turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson 2
Bulls*** might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.

Lesson Number Three
When the body was first made, all the parts
wanted to
be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss
because I
control the whole body's responses and functions."
The
feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the
brain
about and get him to where he wants to go." The
hands
said, "We should be the Boss because we do all
the
work and earn all the money." And so it went on
and on
with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally
the a****** spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole
being
the Boss. So the a****** went on strike, blocked
itself up and refused to work. Within a short time
the
eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and
the
brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the
a***** should be the Boss, so the motion was
passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss
just sat and passed out the s***!

Management Lesson 3
You don't need brains to be a Boss - any a****** will
do.

Lesson Number Four
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how
warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him
out! He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing
for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and
came
to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under
the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and
ate
him!

Management Lesson 4
1) Not everyone who drops s*** on you is your
enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of s*** is your
friend.
3) And when you're in deep s***, keep your mouth
shut!!

Now, aint that all inspiring?!

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