baseball... in heaven??? :)  

rm_naughty_jean 31F
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5/21/2005 2:36 am

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baseball... in heaven??? :)


Baseball in the beyond

Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have
been friends all their lives.
It seems that Sam is dying of cancer and Moe
comes to visit him every
day.

"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both
loved baseball all our
lives, and how we played minor league ball
together for so many years.
Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you get
to Heaven, and I know
you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let
me know if there's
baseball in Heaven."

Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed and
says, "Moe, you've been my
best friend many years. This favor, if it is at all
possible, I'll do
for you."

And shortly after that Sam passes on. It is
midnight a couple of nights
later. Moe is sound asleep when he is awakened
by a blinding flash of
white light and a voice calls out to him, "Moe....
Moe...."

"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is
it?"

"Moe, it's me, Sam."

"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam just died."

"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!"

"Sam? Is that you? Where are you?"

"I'm in Heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you,
I've got
really
good news and a little bad news."

"So, tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," says Sam, "is that there is
baseball in Heaven.
Better
yet, all our old buddies who've gone before us are
here. Better yet,
we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always
springtime and it
never rains or snows. And best of all, we can
play baseball all we want
and we never get tired!"

"Really?" says Moe, "That is fantastic, wonderful
beyond my wildest
dreams! But, what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching next Tuesday."

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