anyone up for a clean joke?! :)  

rm_naughty_jean 31F
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3/31/2005 9:05 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

anyone up for a clean joke?! :)


A non Dirty Joke (from jimmy boy)

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word
or two in it, but
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech
says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The
birch says he cannot
tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The
birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Now - Wipe that smile off your face.

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