rm_naughty_jean 31F
15 posts
5/28/2005 8:28 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Subject: smart pigs

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them
for ham, bacon,
etc....After several weeks, he notices that none of
the pigs are
getting pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet
tells the farmer
that he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what
this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks
the vet how he will
know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells
him that they will
stop standing around and will instead, lay down &
wallow in the mud
when they are pregnant.
The farmer hangs up & gives this some thought.
He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means that
he has to
impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into
his truck, drives
them out into the woods, has sex with
them all, brings them back & goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes & looks out at the pigs.
Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he concludes that
the first try
didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He
drives them out
to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good
measure, brings them
back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just
standing around.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to
load them up &
drives them out to the woods. He spends all day
shagging the pigs
and, upon returning home, falls
listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself
from the bed to look
at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell
him if the pigs
are laying in the mud.
'No,'she says, 'they're all in the truck and one of
them is honking
the horn.'

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