YES I'M A REDNECK WOMAN !  

rm_mzhunyhole 65F
60250 posts
10/17/2005 9:59 am

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YES I'M A REDNECK WOMAN !

Everytime I say I am a hillbilly or a redneck on here people say Mzhuny why do you put yourself down..hell I ain't putting myself down ..I am proud as hell to be a hillbilly and a redneck..no doubt about it..and I will never deny it.
Maybe some of you guys are rednecks.Why don't you check below and see if you are...

LADIES ..Here are some signs you are a redneck..

~~You pluck your eyebrows with a pair of needle nose pliers.

~~You use a pocket knife to sharpen your lip and eye liners.

~~Your best silver necklace is made from beer can pull tabs.

~~You use paint thinner to remove your makeup.

~~You try to remove the hair off your legs with duct tape

~~Your purse is a toolbox.

~~You strain your tea with a fly swatter.

~~If you can smoke,breast feed and drive a standard at the same time ...
YOU ARE A REDNECK LADIES..

And I ain't forgot you fellas too ..check below and see if you men are rednecks ..go ahead..

~~You take your dog for a walk and you use the same tree.

~~You can spit without opening your mouth.

~~Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

~~You've used a toilet bowl brush as a back scratcher.

~~You think fast food is hitting deer at 65 mph.

~~You've used lard in bed.

~~You think a Volvo is part of a womans anatomy.

~~After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.

OK...So after reading this ya say ..MZHuny ..I ain't no redneck...So what are ya then?...A Hoosier?...A Buckeye?..A Texan?..an Okie from Miskogie?...Or a Brit or Canadian?

IF ya want to hallar back ya all ..do so ..I'd like to know if you'r proud of who you are ..cause I'm proud to be who I am ...lol.


When someone comes along,gonna give ya some love and affection,I say..Get it while ya can.


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

10/17/2005 12:16 pm

In the immortal words of Lennon/McCartney ...

I am me as you are me as you are he and we are all together.

goo goo gajoob

"Lil"


POPPA_T_ 49M

10/17/2005 12:24 pm

im redneck and hillbilly from ashland,ky.plus im proud say poor but happy most of the time,lol.mzhunny love chat sometime with, have nice day take care,tim.


weineroftheworld 66M

10/17/2005 1:05 pm

I'm a redneck who hails from the head of Mud Lick. And between you and me MzHuny they just ain't no American who are more American than rednecks!!!!


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
10/17/2005 1:49 pm

ya hoo....all of the above and proud of it....


rm_notsoold65 51M

10/17/2005 2:06 pm

I AM MOST DEFINATLY HILLBILLY an i ain none to fraid to amitt it neiter! yeeeeee hawwwwwwwww you go girl , you still crak me up funnyest person i eva read. yup, yawl cum back noyaher, an it was a real fine a chatin wit cha
glad ya got to see me !!!!!!!


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/17/2005 2:06 pm

I am a redneck. I am proud. I do all of the above. I live in southern extreme northern Indiana. And yes, my street address is on SOUTH Main Street.

[blog talldarkavg1]


xxxhandyman4u2 55M

10/17/2005 3:07 pm

I'm a pennsy Hill billy ....my folks came from pangburn holler so you figure thet one out......I am also a mountain man even though I've spent these last few years this close to the city....I aim to move back to my beloved woods this spring and I for sure aint commin back.....Yehaa!


rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
10/17/2005 3:43 pm

I'd much rather be thought of a redneck hillbilly than a city slicker.

~~You use paint thinner to remove your makeup - I have to disagree with this one. All the redneck women I know don't use makeup.

I’m a rednecked, long haired, body pierced, River View Black Bear (school mascot ) form the county of Coshocton, in the great state of OHIO, in the grand country of The United States Of America, on the planet earth. In the system Sol, of the galaxy Milky Way, in Gods vast heavenly universe.
Maybe!!! I always thought of myself as a redneck but from reading your list, I guess I’m only half a redneck.


rm_shafther62 75M

10/17/2005 4:34 pm

Baby, I'll take a redneck like you any time!!! A (huny)hole lotta loving'!!!
xxx
Barry


lifeisablast333 54M

10/17/2005 6:41 pm

hunyhole, I am as redneck as you can get. weddings, and plantins in my family, is a sea of stetsons, and biballs. My old man raised hunting mules, all my grandparents were scratch farmers. My wife,
The Sex Goddess, raised show goats, FFA and 4-H, is kinda a way of life around here. One of our favorite pass times, is to go down to the river, and shoot most of the day. Both my daughters and my wife are darn good shots, And I have "Wild Redneck Okie" tattoed on my left shoulder, and it's on the left, so any prick cop that pulls me over, can clearly see it first, And I hate sleeves on a shirt.
And oh hell yes, girl, I am very Proud to be a Redneck Okie!!!!
Well the list could just go on and on, but that would bore even me.
The Redneck
I never used lard, butter flavor crisco, is much better tasting..LOL


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
10/17/2005 6:51 pm

although i'm not a redneck, i certainly love being a plain jane. when i say i'm a plain jane, people always think i'm putting myself down too. nonetheless, lotsa love for you mzhuny


digdug41 49M

10/17/2005 7:06 pm

I'm just proud to be american!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_gent258 68M
486 posts
10/17/2005 7:33 pm

Like Jeff Foxworthy says: "If you go to family reunions to pick up chicks, you might be a redneck." If you have a refrigerator on your front porch instead of in the kitchen, you might be a redneck. If you smile and have more than one tooth missing you might be a redneck. If you have someare teeth--some are here,some are there and some are missing, you might be a redneck. If you think input, is what you put in your pick up truck, you might be a redneck. If your girls are named Daisy Mae, Freddie Mae,Willie Mae and Get OFFMe, you might be a redneck....If your idea of foreplay is to yell, Woman brace yourself, you might be a redneck....


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/17/2005 7:42 pm

Yep, I h'aint never really thought about what youns guys consider a hill billy, but I'm ascared now. Ayuh.


rm_Screw696969 41M/37F

10/17/2005 7:54 pm

Hillbilly or Radneck - it doesn't really matter. I've been reading your blog off and on for quite a few months now. You seem like a great person and that in and of itself is something to be very proud of. Stay sweet.


socalthreesome 60G

10/17/2005 8:03 pm

MzHuny, this was one of the best one's you've come up with ever!!!! LMAO!!! Thanks for the best laugh we've had in a long time.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/17/2005 8:08 pm

Country girl yup.. redneck.. dated a few

Its good to be...ME


SoljerBlu 39M

10/17/2005 8:51 pm

OK, I'm a native born Florida Cracker..
My dog won't piss on the tree after me.
What the fuck is a toilet brush?
A deer at 65 means $5000 damage and fucked up deer meat.
I love eating "volvo"
and who fucks with the windows up?


SoljerBlu 39M

10/17/2005 8:58 pm

Oh, by the way.. you don't make necklaces out of pull tabs.. you make curtains.. well, you used to coulda.. ain't no pop tops no more (see Jimmy Buffet).. nor flip=flops. Progress..Plluuhhh!!!


AtomicKisss 58M

10/17/2005 11:00 pm

Ms. Hun E. Hole

Nowadays, I do not get much time to read blogs. However, when I do, I always read yours. Ever since I was a gold member, your writing, wit and humor have captivated me. I'm glad to see nothing has changed.

XXX, AtomicKisss


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
10/17/2005 11:49 pm

In Carolina, one of the famous places to travel during basketball season, is down "Tobacco Road." The list is famous and long in this state, like it is in yours, huny.
"Call me whatever you like... but you might not want to call it to my face." unknown quote; but I think they were kin.


rm_redalert31 34M
2 posts
10/18/2005 3:07 am

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rm_redalert31 34M
2 posts
10/18/2005 3:08 am

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Efilnikufecin69 47M

10/18/2005 3:15 am

well, being from Kentucky, being branded a redneck is normal, although I grew up as a city slicker.

De only part uv me dat is rednek wuld be wen I's a sittin' two long in da son an get burrnt on da bak side uv my nek


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/18/2005 5:30 am

You mean there's a better way to sharpen eyeliner than with a pocket knife?

"So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country...let me get a big "hell yeah" from the redneck girls like me...HELL YEAH!"

- Gretchen Wilson "Redneck Woman"


tigerdickaches 62M

10/18/2005 10:27 am

MzHunyHole ...

I guess I'm an Ozark hillbilly. Grew up near Washington, MO, the corncob pipe capital of the world ... Missouri Meerschaums. I'm also a Missouri Tiger ... RIP 'EM UP! TEAR 'EM UP! GIVE 'EM HELL! TIGERS!

Er ... uh ... Pardon me, but I was wondering what the lard is used for in bed? I might wanna try that!

ROARRRRRR!

Tiger Dick from Missouri


RailBaron2 54M

10/18/2005 6:56 pm

Hi Mzhunyhole, if you go to my blog and read my "Test scores " on page 3 -I'm a Hi Tech RedNeck.


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/18/2005 7:34 pm

Tucson, AZ....has 'em too....some folk's call'em Cowboys and Cowgirls...except I ain't a cowgirl... just a plain ol' blue collared, down home..REDNECK'D woman...livin in the desert. So here's my Hell Yeah!!!... Ride'm cowboys..er I uh..mean...I like to ride the cowboys......{=}every chance I git...heheheheGiddy up...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_bamascout 52M
3 posts
10/19/2005 8:47 pm

Cullman,Alabama ...what the fuck are you going to do about it.nigger.
Yall don't have a clue...Ohio...Pennsylvania redneck?
Only want to be's.......you worthless yankee bastard.
And yes I said nigger you bleeding heart politcally correct faggot
Its called freedom of speech..and When the south rises again and you better believe it by-God will..We will have that freedom once again.
By the way--I don't consider myself a redneck
But I love a redneck woman


rm_bamascout 52M
3 posts
10/19/2005 8:50 pm

I'm sorry I got carried away.I love to screw on a 4 wheeler in the woods...Is that redneck?


ismymaninhere 42F

10/20/2005 1:28 am

Why, I have never! Such language in a supposed civil society? And, what about the dark skinned friends who don't or can't have a red neck? What do they think of your little jokes? I think it's not a good thing to brag about being a red neck.

For example, we consider our major source of red-necks come from ALBERTA. Now there we have our farmers, ranchers, and so called cowboys who roam around all day with their tee-shirts on and the neck gets the most sun. But does this mean they are ignorant, or stupid, or rugged...as all of these posts seem to feel?

Okay, yes, I suppose it's true that red necks are as common as the common cold.

Enjoy yourselves! (literally)


uniknes 50M
1 post
10/20/2005 11:57 pm

hey what a cool lassie,,a guess a must be a scotts red neck,, ta fir the laugh x


rm_greyshadows 48M
1 post
10/23/2005 3:50 am

come from a long line of Hillbillies ,rednecks and bootleggers looking for a sweettater with the same credentials please reply


erwinb4 59M
16 posts
11/4/2005 12:19 am

VERY FUNNY!YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR HUNNY HOLE ON THE ROAD


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