rm_mzhunyhole 65F
60250 posts
8/22/2005 1:51 pm

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I wish I had a nickel for every time I smoked a damn cigerette..How many times ..have you said that? ..I'd sure have a shitload full of nickels.

Wish I had a nickel for every time I ...

Everytime you what???????

When someone comes along,gonna give ya some love and affection,I say..Get it while ya can.

rm_Screw696969 41M/37F

8/22/2005 2:39 pm

clicked the mouse or hit a key. I'd be a freaken multi-gazillionare LMAO

LoveHandles686 68M

8/22/2005 2:57 pm

Hell, I just wish I had the nickle!

sturgeon2005 61M

8/22/2005 2:58 pm

Well,I guess i would have to say for every beat of my heart

hourglasses 47F

8/22/2005 3:06 pm

I wish I had a nickel for every can of diet soda I drink ...oh wait, this is Michigan, I have a dime for every one I return

Or I wish I had a nickel for every time someone stared at my breasts.


8/22/2005 3:19 pm

i wish had enough nickel's call mzhunny,lol.

ThumbChickStool 33F

8/22/2005 3:20 pm

I wish I had a nickel for everytime my husband doesn't want to play. I'd end up with at least two dollars by the time we go to sleep.

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/22/2005 3:34 pm

i never wish for nickels, or any kind of money, i only wish for kisses, joy and happiness ... so i wish i had a kiss for everytime i've promised to exercise this body and yet, stayed at the keyboard typing ...

[blog freelove999]

wetnwildaquarius 44F

8/22/2005 3:42 pm

I wish I had a nickle for every time I fucked a man and I started early girl. And I love to fuck. If I had a nickle for every time I fucked then I would be up there with Donald T. or Oprah Winfrey. lol

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
8/22/2005 3:43 pm

everytime my thoughts stray to sex. i really would have lots of cash, lots lots lots!

demonicsexkitten 41F
10672 posts
8/22/2005 3:55 pm

ohhhh...! good one, snatchmatch71! (well: everybody else too)

i wish i had a nickle for... every daydream and fantasy and night dream of "True Love" and "Happily Ever After". At least then i'd have something to show for it.

MiAmore62 49M

8/22/2005 4:06 pm

wish i had a nickel for every fantasy i had.... or wait! I wish I had a nickel for every time no one looked at my blog!

rm_Network_Minx 47F
542 posts
8/22/2005 4:08 pm

I am a smoker. I have quit several times but I always start again. I do wish I would quit all together because it is so expensive and I end up stinking. I do smoke outside all of the time. I just like smoking and that is why I haven't quit.


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
8/22/2005 4:27 pm

I agree with the computer thing lol
oh and watched Law and Order

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

Quietcouple68 52M/50F
6 posts
8/22/2005 4:32 pm

If I had a nickel for every time I have read your blog and never bosted a reply I would be rich. But after reading the latest ones I feel as if I had to respond and this one gave me the easy out. I feel your pains and See your dreams.I Laugh and cry along with you. When your sitting on your porch naked at night watching the stars I'm sitting on mine naked looking at the same ones. Your never alone sister The whole world is here with you. Don't let your mama take that switch to you any more. thats the past. enjoy today and tomarrow, enjoy the gray hairs, the jelly beans, and the cool air in the evenings. Know that I'm watching the same moon as you and wishing we could meet and be friends. Yet I'm happy knowing i can see you right here every day. Peace to you MZ

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/22/2005 5:07 pm

A nickle for every sexual thought I had

I'd be rich and I would think about sex even more

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

socalthreesome 60G

8/22/2005 5:29 pm

I was going to say I wish I had a nickel for every time I didn't respond to the questions in your blog, but Quietcouple68 beat me to the punch! So all I can say is ditto. MZ, love your blog and would love to meet you. A real person like you is hard to find here in cyberspace.
Ed (1/3rd of SoCalThreeome)

Greenguy96 43M

8/22/2005 6:19 pm

I wish I ahad a nickel for every time I looked at some girls boobies

quad469 52M
23 posts
8/22/2005 6:23 pm

If I had a nickel for every time I've admired your pics Mz. Huny, I could afford to date you even from afar and still see you often! I guess my loss!

MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
8/22/2005 7:23 pm


WAS gonna do the beer bottle CRV thing, but hourglasses beat me...
the keyboard/mouse one, but Screw69 got there soooo first...
Wish I'd beat LoveHandle's or MiAmore's ideas...
And SO wish I'd come up with FreeLove's sweet concept!


I wish I had a nickle for every dang time I was late!


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/22/2005 7:27 pm

oh man I have too many bad habits to list

kyplowboy2 61M

8/22/2005 7:35 pm

all the times i've missed the boat

AtomicKisss 58M

8/22/2005 8:41 pm

Forget the cigarettes! If I had a nickel for every erotic thought, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!

rm_ebwje 61M

8/22/2005 8:59 pm

Wish I had a nickle for every time I screwed my ex-wife, and for every time I beat my meat

ProtonicMan 48M

8/22/2005 9:00 pm

I wish I had a nickel for every time that I heard someone say, "I wish I had a nickel for..." LOL


DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/22/2005 10:08 pm

I wish I had a nickel for everytime I signed onto AdultFriendFinder...I could retire and blog full-time.

keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
8/22/2005 10:14 pm

For every time I said Doh! and then slapped myself on the forehead.

rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/23/2005 6:36 am

I wish I had a nickel for every time I had to spell my name. Is it "eal" or "ael"? Can I just call you Mike?

patsam69 51M/51F

8/23/2005 6:57 am

i picked up the kids toys!

rm_rockster1005 51M
14 posts
8/23/2005 8:25 pm


SirMounts 102M

8/24/2005 4:07 am

I wish I had a nickel for every time I opened My big mouth!

Heartnsoul768 53M
360 posts
8/24/2005 7:10 am

I just wish I had a nickle for everytime someone said they just wanted a nickle.

Priapeo 46M

8/24/2005 10:06 am

For each time I said "I wish I had a nickel for every time I said 'I wish I had a nickel for every time I said - I wish I had a nickel for every time I said .... - ' "

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

rm_willie8one2 70M
573 posts
8/24/2005 10:20 am

If I had a nickel for every cigarette I smoked I would have one nickel as after the first one I said never again. It's been 43 years now.

PB133 69M

8/24/2005 12:16 pm

I wish I had a nickle for every time I begin a sentence with "by the way......."

rm_wwndyb 54M
1 post
8/24/2005 9:05 pm

i wish i had a nickle i tell u what i d do i spend it all on candy and give it all to u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alice593 71M

8/25/2005 12:45 am

I wish I had a nickle for every great chick I looked at over my 59 years.

rm_wondermaniac 40M
4 posts
8/26/2005 7:29 am

for everytime I've masturbated...I masturbate almost everyday and some days more than once

Rockhard2x6 54M

8/26/2005 11:45 am

luke69iner your not old enough to break a 10-spot yet....lol.

Everytime I had an un-satisfied erection...lol (and that includes wet-dreams, or almost-wet dreams)

Goodliquor4u 41M
200 posts
8/28/2005 12:04 pm

id love to have a nickel for every hardon i ever got!

horny196364 53M

11/22/2007 7:00 am

wish i had a nickle for everytime my girlfriend does not want sex

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