rm_mzhunyhole 65F
60250 posts
3/20/2006 10:49 am

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3/24/2006 11:37 pm


~~~At least 500 times I've...shaved my frigging legs and wondered why??

~~~500 times or more I've cleaned the damn toilet and wished I was doing something else.

~~~500 times I've smoked ciggies and wished I sure hadn't lit that frigging one up!

~~~500 times I've went to town to pay them damn bills and wished I could toss them out the window and be irresponsible and fuck it..but I did'nt.

~~~500 times I've woke up alone and some days I hate it..I really,really,hate it.

~~~500 times I've written ya all a blog...and thats the point of this silly post....

SOoooo now ya all know MZHuny is gonna is ask ya..in honor of this here 500th post...

What have ya all done..over 500 times in your lifetime??

~~~Thanks guys..ya all are always such great sports..I appreciate that ya play along..{=}.

When someone comes along,gonna give ya some love and affection,I say..Get it while ya can.

rm_android1960a 56M
428 posts
3/20/2006 10:56 am

500 hundred times I’ve gotten up at 4 fucken 30 in the morning to go to work.

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/20/2006 11:08 am


I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/20/2006 11:14 am

Taken a shit.

easy_8 56M

3/20/2006 11:14 am

500 times that I thought:
Wouldn't it be fun to play with this kind soul!

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
3/20/2006 11:15 am

come here to read about you!

HeardLankaMalls 55M
2925 posts
3/20/2006 11:17 am

Congrats on #500 Mz!

Hmmmm...500 times...let me think...something that hasn't been already said....hmmmm

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
3/20/2006 11:23 am

Congrats... 500 huh?? damn, did dishes, cooked, laundry.. made bed... slept in it alone...oh wait.. thats got to be about 5000 now...lol T


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
3/20/2006 11:26 am


Hmmmmmmm....what have I done 500 times?

Ask myself, "How did I get into this chit this time?"


(Princess Lips)

3/20/2006 11:31 am

done the laundry..and wished I had a cute houseboy




MWWwantsmore 51F

3/20/2006 11:34 am

Changed my kids diapers when they were little, prayed that they are safe now that they are teenagers lol

Holly_Would 106F

3/20/2006 11:34 am

Oh, this isn't easy! How 'bout filling up the gas tank in a car?! lol!

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
3/20/2006 11:45 am

500 posts! Wow! Amazing! Applause! 500 Roses to MzHuny!

more than fivehundredtimes as long as I've been on the planet ...more than fivehundredthings!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

runzwithknives 60F

3/20/2006 11:46 am

at least 500 times I ate chocolate

I've shed over 500 tears

I've laughed over 500 times

rm_ebo2u2 53M

3/20/2006 11:59 am

well I hope to make it through 500 blogin days

u don't need to go to bitchn 101, we do look for the nice grls but sometimes the timn is find someone w/ 'nothin to lose' and the chemisrty there for the nite

u nice gals arnt the only onz who care...
well, I think we have that slut in us.

take care

newbie, ebo

2943 posts
3/20/2006 12:07 pm

~~Logged onto AdultFriendFinder
~~Said the word Fuck
~~Told my daughter to quit being a smartass
~~Picked the same toy up off of the floor
~~Thought about ramming the idiot driver in front of me
~~Smoked a cig


pet_humility 48F

3/20/2006 12:13 pm

*500* times I have wanted to say things to certain people and didn't have the guts to.

*500* times over in the past I have said 'I love you' and didn't mean it.

*500* times and way over that, I have masturbated and thought about Kid Rock..

patrick8463 54M
124 posts
3/20/2006 12:13 pm

hello , just a note to say how sexy you look, as for the sluthood , wish I was on this site before now ,

Again you look so so sexy xxxx

jadedbabe78 106F

3/20/2006 12:17 pm

500 times I have literally jumped for joy at the peace and quiet that comes with sleeping spawns.

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/20/2006 12:35 pm

Congrats huny! 500 times.....at least that many that I've threatened my kids that I'm gonna have a late term abortion!!!! I know, that's bad! -B

campfirecozy 67M

3/20/2006 12:37 pm

500 times I have told someone, "Sure, I can do that." Only to ask myself later,"Why in the world did you say that??"

Congrats, MZ! I look forward to your second 500,

rm_hippy6663 65M

3/20/2006 12:43 pm

Told myself I'm going to Stop Gambling, I'm working on it

spacecadet561 60M

3/20/2006 12:56 pm

Let's see: over 500 times. Gone to work (probably more like 5000 times). Put gas in the car. Gone to bed. Gotten up. Done dishes. Mowed lawn. Taken a shower (y'all should be grateful for that, esp. after mowing lawn). Maybe I've had sex with a live woman in the same bed with me 500 times. I've certainly jerked off more than 500 times.


tazzerman2000 59M
18959 posts
3/20/2006 12:57 pm

Made a complete ass out of myself. It will probably continue until the day I die. Shoot, I'll probably let out a fart while I'm laying in the coffin. -tm

These blogs are only fun if you LEAVE comments!!!

Please visit my blog tazzerman2000

saddletrampsk 54F

3/20/2006 12:59 pm

500 times I have sat out in my yard and watched the night skies and dreamed of what was beyond my world

49AK 55M
1823 posts
3/20/2006 1:06 pm

Made linguini and clams for dinner... it is one of my faves...

PassionKisses4Me 44F

3/20/2006 1:17 pm

Happy 500th post sweetie!!!!

*bows to the Queen of Blog Land*

1. Over 500 times I have done a load of laundry

2. Over 500 times I have held a child

3. Over 500 times I have cried since my divorce

4. Over 500 times I have sat in a college class

And lots of other things....great post sweetie



muscles4u2have 55M
1642 posts
3/20/2006 1:19 pm

Congrats!! 500 times I have wondered why am I posting and when should I quit!!

rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
3/20/2006 1:24 pm

500 hundred times I have thought to myself or said aloud, I canno stand this man, and why the hell am I eing so damned patient with him leaving?

500 hundred times I have looked at my kids, and felt the most tremendous love anyone could ever feel.

Happy blogging from a former Ky gal

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/20/2006 1:41 pm

only ,boy are you bunged up

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
3/20/2006 1:42 pm

WOW Mz Huny, you are the queen!!! I am bowing to you girl.


I think I am approaching responding on your blog 5,000 times, hehehehee.

Purry {=}


norprin5 55M

3/20/2006 1:44 pm

happy 500, mzhuny!

over 500 times i've stood in front of the open fridge waiting for something yummy to materialize

King Nor XVIII

rm_Gentle12553 67M
1378 posts
3/20/2006 2:07 pm

CONGRATS MS HONEY I wish you at least 500 more

And as for me....

500 times I have masturbated alone

500 times I have driven to work and wished I could quit

500 times I fed the kitty and realized she is the only pussy in my life right now

500 times I have dreamed of you and me.....ooohhh

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
3/20/2006 2:23 pm

Well all the good ones are taken, so I have to think about tis one.
500 Times I have threatened my cat I would beat her.
500 times I have wished I could meet a "slut"

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/20/2006 2:25 pm

Congrats MzHuny, and thanks in particular for your encouragement of late.


Allsleeky 36F

3/20/2006 2:28 pm

Congrats on your 500th blog post!

I think I've made love 500 times...okay probably more than that

MrNuttz05 49M

3/20/2006 2:32 pm

Said this 500 times....

"I swear, this is my LAST time masturbating!"
Whoops! Make that 501 times

naughtycarebear6 40F

3/20/2006 3:26 pm

told myself to get off the computer and go to bed,lol

Watchcouple1956 60M/60F

3/20/2006 3:33 pm

At LEAST 500 times WE have looked at your beautiful photos! Thanks, Dan and Mare.

outdoorman94 47M

3/20/2006 3:46 pm

500 hundred times of posting in the groups for me,hm why to much posting in those groups,now starting to post in blogs..lol

rm_spatswilldo 60M/60F

3/20/2006 3:53 pm

I sure hope there is something magical awaiting you in replies to "500". As for me 500 times and more I have lay awake beside my wife and gently touched her neck, just enough to make her moan ever so softly. I have pulled the hair away from her ear and whispered my tawdry secret desires. 500 hundred times I have nestled my body close in behind her and run my hands over her hips and thighs as my cock grew to meet her flesh. 500 times I have felt her grow moist to my touch. I have felt her begin to sway back and forth, slowly, ever so slowly until she reaches that place between awake and asleep and understands what it is she feels. 500 times she has rolled over and said, "...stop it I need another hour..." 500 times and more I have happily handed it to myself as I watched her sleep..........S.

oldude1946 71M

3/20/2006 4:03 pm

I wish you would do me 500 times

JazzDlight 59F

3/20/2006 4:07 pm

Hummm done at least 500 times in my life....I would say taking a shower either that or thinking about how much I miss having sex (oh wait that was 500 times just this month lol)as always Ms. Huny you make my day...Happy Monday to you sweetie you always make me think.

seek_u_topia 51M

3/20/2006 4:13 pm

You're all that huny!

500x500 times I've said I love to my kids

dreamkitty63 47F

3/20/2006 4:25 pm

Congrats mz Huny, i can certainly say i've had way more than 500 naughty lil thoughts!..sometimes i can do that in a day!! Keep on bloggin girl!

Guy1378Fox 46M

3/20/2006 4:37 pm

500 times I have been to shy to ask out a woman I was attracted to.
500 times I have been afraid to take a chance because things have not worked out so many times before.
500 times I have worried too much about something and found myself realizing several years later that it really didn't matter.
500 times I have cooked and done laundry for a woman that does not appreciate me.
500 times I have spent more time on the computer than I should.
500 times I have gone to bed alone and wished I had someone to be with.

Transblucency 44M

3/20/2006 5:12 pm

500 posts? I bow to the master.

What have I done, 500 times? Written out "I must not be so obsessive-compulsive" in neat copperplate. Good penmanship is important.

SilentWhispers4u 41F

3/20/2006 5:20 pm

Babysitting my nephew more then 500 times and arguing with my older sis 500 times tehehehehe! Just had a fight with her again today, told her off!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/20/2006 5:23 pm

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    Well all the good ones are taken, so I have to think about tis one.
    500 Times I have threatened my cat I would beat her.
    500 times I have wished I could meet a "slut"
Hi, Im Saint!

Straycatsetsuko 61F

3/20/2006 5:28 pm

500 times. Huh. thrown up my hands in despair at mainstream American culture.

Wondered if my boss was getting any at home, the way he was acting. What a grump!

Decided I would actually cook for myself, and clean the house.Kindly don't look around. Let's send out for pizza.

rm_crtyboy4 69M

3/20/2006 6:05 pm

500 hundred times I have told myself I will find my soulmate.

Rhev 39M

3/20/2006 6:05 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    ~~Logged onto AdultFriendFinder
    ~~Said the word Fuck
    ~~Told my daughter to quit being a smartass
    ~~Picked the same toy up off of the floor
    ~~Thought about ramming the idiot driver in front of me
    ~~Smoked a cig
See... I think im getting close to the first 3 things quoted.... and it usually happens IN THAT ORDER.

-Log into AdultFriendFinder.
-Say "FUCK"

Good call Sweets

4205 posts
3/20/2006 6:47 pm

500 times...you are truly the Blogville Queen...lets see...Ive gone on at least 500 diets...spent 500 dollars on shoes Ive worn once and found out they hurt so friggin bad they now take up room in my closet...and 500 times that I say Im gonna throw stuff away...and then cant bear to part with it...also 500 times that I have told myself that there are good decent people out there...and just as many times have found out there arent as many as I thought...told myself 500 times that I wouldnt be used...and every single time I get talked into it...heres to you...keep bloggin...and keep that smiling face showing...smooches u...QueenB

Come on over...let's play in my Castle! The hide and seek is awesome!


mandykl 32F

3/20/2006 7:17 pm

hmmmm probably take me a while to get to 500 , but will sure try


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
3/20/2006 8:17 pm

Congratz on the 500

beewulf9 38M

3/20/2006 8:17 pm

For me something I have done over 500 times has been closed my eyes and imagined past events: to remember good friends, or a voice, or events that I treasured.

I can close my eyes now and I remember October, when I got out of a cab in Chicago and looked at those clicking light shoes of yours and thinking then up to your figure and thinking "that is MzHuny."

I am smiling big thinking about that. And I look forward to having that memory for another 500 times in my life, as I look forward to your up coming posts.

Hugs and best wishes-

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
3/20/2006 8:25 pm

Everything there is to living your life I have done 500 times and more
Except this one thing and it is the first time I have done this....
Congradulations Hunzy on your 500th post and may you post 500 times more

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

3noangels 58G

3/20/2006 8:36 pm

500 times we opened the barn
500 times we fed and watered the animals
500 times we muck out the barn
500 times we closed the barn
500 times we wished we didn't have to do all those 500 times, but realized if we didn't do it, those poor animals wouldn't have anybody else to do it for them..

giasine 42F

3/20/2006 8:55 pm

500 times I've wished I had chosen a different career path.

500 times I've wasted money on a "want" versus a "need"

500 times I've told myself I'm going to get out of the house and do something interesting on a weekend... yet I log onto the internet and sit... stay...

500 times I've made up my mind to finish painting my bedroom... yet even after almost 365 days, I continue to step around the paint cans...

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/20/2006 10:20 pm

I've probably said(no I am cetain) I'm sorry for something I didn't do more than 500 times!
Never smoked-lol!
Prolly said don't worry baby-everything will be fine 500 times or more.
Looked at the sky and the sun and said that is beautiful-500 times.
Looked at my son and said stop it-500 times(or more-lol)!told him I love him and he is going to be the best Daddy one day-I just know it-he is so sweet!
Orgasms-must've done gees-a lot more than 500-I pretty much know that-started really early on that.
Hope to get to my number 500 post-one day!
Told my Mom-everything will work out-don't worry-I will take care of everything.

Filled out that damned Publisher's Clearing H. thingie

bipolybabe 55F

3/20/2006 10:22 pm

500 bottles of wine on the wall. 500 bottles of wine. Ya take one down, pass it around, 499...


Check out my blog Bi-Poly-Babe for more sensual, sexual pleasure!

livinlovindude 49M

3/20/2006 10:22 pm

500 decisions, 500 days, weeks, months , good or bad have led me to the evolution of who I am. 500 times in choosing a path I have chosen, foregoing the alternative, narrowing my evolutionary possibliities. 500 decisions, some mistakes. 500 attributes (mostly good) of the MAN I have formed out of me. 500 smiles, 500 regrets, and one tap on the shoulder that reminds me that looking back in regret accomplishes nothing...and there are 500 positive things to do instead. Great BLOG! Congradulations Mzhunny, I think your beautiful!

mm0206 69F
7767 posts
3/20/2006 10:40 pm

Congratulations Mzhuny...on your 500th blog... looking forward to the next 500.

Hope you enjoy all the heart felt adulation

rm_meow344 105F
2615 posts
3/20/2006 10:55 pm

Stpping bye to send a wave..Greatblog girl..~meow~.. I see a post watch coming on!!. smiles..

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/20/2006 11:07 pm

mm0206 that was soo sweet me thinks!

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
3/20/2006 11:29 pm

Five hundred times I have wondered what my purpose in life is and why I continue.

fox_on_the_run 68M
13 posts
3/21/2006 12:52 am

Second guessed myself 500 times....so I guess that would be 1000.

500 times I woke up in the middle of the night worry about things I can't do anything about.

Picked up the phone to call friend or family then changed my mind ...and don't know why.

told myself I will get to that tomorrow...or the next...or the next.

wished I had spent more time with Mom before she died.

told a telemarketer to kiss my ass.

cussed at my computer cause it wouldn't do what I wanted it to do.

woke up in the middle of the night with a hard-on and no one to share it with. This one goes along with my second item on the list.

QuiteAGoodHandle 51M

3/21/2006 2:36 am

Happy 500 MzHuny ....

I dont think I've "done" 500 women yet, but I think I am well on tghe way there. I must tot it up sometime. Where is that bedpost collection, up in my loft somewhere .....

Enjoy the Next 500 !!


skyking412004 53M
5363 posts
3/21/2006 5:03 am

_____Jacked off.

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/21/2006 6:30 am

where's ___jack?lol

kyplowboy22 61M

3/21/2006 6:41 am

Congrats on 500 Huny. Later


wantonwill 60M

3/21/2006 6:48 am

CONGRATS on # 500 MzHuny!.....lessee...eaten 500 steaks(hey...I live in Texas!) gotten up at the buttcrack of dawn.. ,...or before...., sewhen averaged with my age=1 per week...more than Im gettin now!)

Green_Tea_Boy 50M
1064 posts
3/22/2006 4:52 am


500 times I wished I was redlips houseboy

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