women vs. men  

rm_myverysin 35F
55 posts
2/16/2005 6:58 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

women vs. men


let's rack up the list of attributes, shall we?

men- are generally hairy, fart in bed and stick your head under the covers, pee all over the toilet seat, leave whiskers in the sink, scratch themselves endlessly, eat sloppily, hog the remote to watch boring things such as "bowling for cheese", generally think they know it all, never put the newspaper back together correctly, smell very nice sometimes, occasionally need help dressing, have very nice and useful genitalia, make good conversation occasionally, and are nice to pick on in general.

women- tend to get porcupine-ish when they get behind on the shaving, are nice and soft, smell divine, taste better, are capable of intelligent conversation, can be very tempermental, are erratic, suffer from mood-swings, take everything personally, and don't snore nearly as loudly as men.

yes, i know this is all generalizations and bullshit, but i need something to entertain myself.

InsectQueen 42T
1 post
2/16/2005 9:38 pm

<--farts in bed and holds my man under the covers...hehehe


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