rm_muffin162 55M
564 posts
9/2/2006 2:44 pm

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9/9/2006 5:59 am


Its funny how your memory gets jogged by things,i am staying in surfing the net and watching a bit of telly,a boxing match has just-ed started and one of the guys boxing is called woodsie.

I went to a bar as i did most days after work for a few beers,woodsie is siting down in the window seats as he usually did, at this time i would guess he was in his late 40's not fat but overweight from drinking, and no real threat to anyone he did like to talk tough and behave in a slightly aggressive manner but it fooled very few people.

A old age pensioner comes in the bar for a quiet drink and has brought with him his friend an alsatian dog,he gets his beer and sits at the other end of the bar from us,woodsie wanders over to stroke the alsatian,the old age pensioner tells woodsie 'my dog does not like to be stroked by strangers' woodsie ignores him and gets down on all fours to stick his face in the alsatians face,the outcome of this was that woodside disappeared under a snarling blur of alsatian,by the time the old age pensioner has pulled his alsatian of woodsie he has had his jeans ripped right of him and has some nasty bites on his legs,the old age pensioner drinks up and leaves in a hurry,maybe fearful that we would report him,we are all to busy laughing at woodsie to bother with that.

Woodsie joins everyone else back at the window seat and pulls out a knife from his jacket and declares 'he is gonna kill that dog'

Yeah course you are woodsie.

economickrisis 54M

9/8/2006 5:15 pm

Sounds like Woodsie must have taken a few too many punches in his old days. Then again, a bloke has to be fucken stupid ( or poor) in the first place to get his head punched for a living.

rm_muffin162 55M
763 posts
9/9/2006 5:59 am

Woodsie was not a boxer in his younger days,he was and still is the village idiot type,i have not seen him for a number of years,but i know where to find him,he will be sitting in the seats at the window of a certain pub in the north of England as he has done since he left the Army.

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