Bin Laden offers Gibson anger managment lessons  

rm_muffin162 55M
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8/5/2006 9:30 am

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8/15/2006 2:50 pm

Bin Laden offers Gibson anger managment lessons

In a extraordinary appearance on the Arabic-language Al Jazzare network today,terror mastermind Osma Bin Laden reached out to Mel Gibson and offered the Hollywood actor lessons in anger management.Millions of viewers tuned in expecting to see the Al Queda leader in one of his trademark terror videos only to find the worlds most wanted man giving career advice instead.

Bin Laden said that while he did not no Gibson personally,he decided to offer his help after hearing about Gibson's anti Semitic rant to a LA PD officer which the Al Queda leader called ,a cry for help.

Listen i am all for blaming things on Jews said Bin Laden,but this guy went to far.

The Al Queda leader said that the next time Gibson feels the urge to spew hateful rhetoric,he should,count to ten first.

There's a time and a place for everything said Bin Laden. And the time to launch into a anti Semitic tirade is when you are speaking on Al Jazzare from the comfort and safety of your own cave- not when you are stopped by the cops.

In Malibu. Gibson was tight lipped on the topic of Bin La dens recommendations,but issued the following statement through a official spokesmen.

Mel Gibson has not now or ever been anti Semitic and is looking forward to putting this incident behind him,so he can get to work on his new film

Scoobysnax1970 45M

8/5/2006 1:31 pm


Mel Gibson could be the new Glenn Hoddle, the most vilified man of the moment.

Complete Cunt!!!

rm_muffin162 55M
763 posts
8/6/2006 4:17 am

I read somewhere Scoobysnax,that Gibsons next role involes him playing the part of a England football holigan,he must be trying to get him himself into charcater.

sooolongsuckers 40M

8/8/2006 10:59 am

I always knew that evil Mel Gibson was up to somethin, I just didn't know what! And why hasn't my papparazzi buddy phoned lately?

rm_muffin162 55M
763 posts
8/8/2006 1:19 pm

BOSS... Says he has no credit on his phone sucker.

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