rm_mtnravyn 60M
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10/31/2005 2:58 pm

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The below questions are from a 10 year old kid who
drove a Harvard Professor nuts!

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before
they are considered assassinated instead of just

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich
meat round?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck
wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before
we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels
on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a
baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie but you're ON TV?

Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can
make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a
hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when
asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch
when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They're both dogs.

What do you call male ballerinas?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable
oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made

If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid
when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take
him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your
e-mail address in the first place? (you know you do!)

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