sunday aka mother's day  

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5/14/2006 11:59 am
sunday aka mother's day


To start off with Happy Mother's Day to everyone. If you haven't bought a gift yet go now...technically you have until midnight tonight. I asked my Mom what she wanted and she replied "Paint". I said "Paint for what?" "Paint for my bathroom which you are going to paint". I love manual labor gifts. Guess I'm painting next weekend. So went out to play miniature golf last night and did pretty well. Obviously the hardest part was the arguing over which color balls everyone wanted. After that went and raced some go-karts and played some games in the arcade. Now I know this sounds like a weekend for 15 year olds, but sometimes it is just so much fun to just act like a kid sometimes. It was fun to say the least. After that made a rare stop at The North Turn. Some nice women, yet I was just out with my friends, so no roaming tonight. It was kind of nice to take a night off from the single scene anyways. Ok since I had no crazy adventures this weekend I will end my blog with a joke. Hopefully it will provide more entertainment than my weekend.

(((((((RING))))))RING)))))))RING))))))

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

"Uh, okay then, ... this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy"

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"OH, NO. What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??... Is this 486-5731"?

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