posted Tuesday's blog entry twice  

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5/16/2006 6:22 pm
posted Tuesday's blog entry twice

Hey I posted Tuesday's entry twice and because I'm obnoxious I decided to post something about it instead of deleting one of them. And now I leave you a joke for your troubles.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced seven husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married seven times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #5 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #6 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

and Husband #7 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why marry me?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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