bright lights small city  

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5/19/2006 7:14 am
bright lights small city


Nice it's the weekend. Tired today after biking 5 miles yesterday. Still I'm ready to go. Heading out to Aqua tonight and maybe North Turn. A little dancing, a little nightlife, and what else who knows? Might even go out of town tommorrow and hit up St. Augustine. A short little road trip wouldn't be bad tommorrow. Remember if you are single girl and would like to meet me tonight at Aqua or North Turn e-mail me and I will tell you what I will be wearing. I'll be out having fun. And now a joke.

A man wants to have his penis enlarged, so he goes to a specialist who recommends a new procedure of attaching an elephant's trunk to the end of his member. The man goes for it and ends up with a massive penis.

One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriend's, his penis reaches up from under the table, grabs a biscuit and slides back down under the table. The girlfriend is amazed. "That's incredible", she says, "Can you do it again?" The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my ass can handle another biscuit right now".

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