10 rules for the guys.  

rm_moveinspace 41M
12 posts
6/1/2006 8:09 pm

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1/19/2007 9:24 am

10 rules for the guys.

Even though I'm single friends still come to me for advice regarding girls. I don't know why, but some of my advice has actually paid off. So here are 10 general things that I will share. I have more, but this should get you started. And by the way if you are a man quit reading this now. Don't you know there are women on this site?

10. Wear socks with sandals. Trust me on this one. No one should do this.
9. Tell a woman you love her on the first date. My friend did this and got a restraining order against him the next day.
8. Tell your girlfriend you don't like her parents. She will tell them you said that!
7. Throw up on your first date. Remember moderation is key.
6. Don't ever in your entire life use the excuse that you left your wallet at home or the ATM is broken. Admit it you're broke.
5. If you can't dance then don't dance.
4. Order a salad at dinner unless you have known the girl for 6 months minimum.
3. Wear white socks with dress shoes. Cmon man get some colored socks that match.
2. If she comes to your place at least clean up. Common sense...common sense.
1. This rule is a secret and if I told you I would have to kill you. So let's just say it has to do with whip cream, a snorkel, and 1 bicycle.

Tomorrow my rules for the ladies.

rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
6/1/2006 8:55 pm

Can't wait...LOL

You forgot #11, though...letting women see these rules!!!



rm_moveinspace replies on 6/1/2006 9:52 pm:
I'm not worried about sharing these rules as the men will see your's tomorrow. I can't do soft booby hugs so we'll go with a ((((kiss))).

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
6/7/2006 5:39 am

You are funny. I like #1 though

Purry {=}


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