On the job training  

rm_morefutility 37F
249 posts
5/24/2005 6:14 pm

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On the job training

It has certainly has been a hectic day. Nothing is more true than the saying “you learn something new everyday”. That probably goes double for me as it seems that there is no end to the trouble I get myself into. I invite everyone to enjoy a sampling of the things I have learned over the last few years:

1.NEVER schedule both of your children’s immunizations on the same day.
2.To much pineapple is not a good thing.
3.Strollers and gravel do not mix.
4.Always pluck eyebrows in well lit area.
5.Beware any product that contains the warning: “Not suitable for people with sensitive skin”
6.Do not hang pictures while drinking.
7.Do not put on thong in the dark.
8.Do not leave basket of dirty laundry (containing new thong!) unsupervised with Chihuahua.
9.Always pay seatbelt tickets.
10.Sniff before you try.
11.If you wear a skirt to roller-blade for the first time, wear panties!

rm_TappyTibbins 40M
22 posts
5/24/2005 7:35 pm

How bout: 12. Its hard to make a good impression when meeting someone in a police station.

rm_morefutility 37F
175 posts
5/24/2005 7:53 pm

I concur whole heartedly on that one [blog TappyTibbins]

rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
5/25/2005 10:24 am

So if we're not going roller skating does that mean you WON'T be wearing any panties? Where does that word come from anyway? "PANTIES"

rm_morefutility 37F
175 posts
5/26/2005 11:39 pm

Who the hell knows, but it sure was embarassing!

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/2/2005 7:18 pm

13. Don't agree to let the children help you with a recipie and then leave the kitchen for five minutes in the middle of preparing it.

14. Never try to drive across a flooded mountain road during a Carolina Gulleywasher.

15. Never let your 4yr. old son play with the waist high heavy lid of the blanket box at the foot of your bed when he is not wearing underwear. (ouch)

16. Never assume that blogging is not addictive.

rm_morefutility 37F
175 posts
6/3/2005 2:24 pm


rm_morefutility 37F
175 posts
6/3/2005 2:25 pm

17. Don't use changing sox as a euphimism for having sex.

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