Santas pick up lines  

rm_moondog1320 64M
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12/1/2005 7:28 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Santas pick up lines


* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
* Wanna see my 12 inch elf?
* I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* I know when you've been bad or good--so let's skip the small talk, sister!
* Some of my best toys run on batteries... wink wink
* Interested in seeing the 'North Pole'? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it.
* I see you when you're sleeping--and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
* Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my 'naughty' list!
* Wanna join the 'Mile High' club?

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