Tips for the ladies  

rm_mk1867 58M
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6/30/2006 6:19 pm

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8/3/2006 6:51 am

Tips for the ladies

1)You can write a book in your profile but guys only read about a paragraph, then we get bored or distracted by the picture of your ass.

2)We skim the profile looking for key words or phrases like LTR, NO MARRIED, 10" penis or "at least 6 feet tall" which eliminates at least 95% of us.

3)We wishfully look for words or phrases like Loves football, Fishing makes me horney, oral sex, NO STRINGS, size doesn't matter or independently wealthy.

4)Don't use large frilly text, it proves nothing. Unless its to say something in Rule #2

5)Be specific about what you want and what you don't want, in the first few sentences please
(see rule 1).

6)REPLY even if its to say 'not interested'! a reason why would be helpful for us to adjust.

7)Don't think for a second that we think like women - we don't.

No matter how much suave shit a guy lays on you in profile or e-mail, consider it bullshit until (repeatedly) proven otherwise.

We shotgun winks and launch some e-mails and remain optimistic that one day we will actually receive one, that isn't AUTOREPLY

Portland101 49F

7/9/2006 7:17 pm

These are really good tips, I am going to start changing my profile right now...LOL thanks!!!

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