One sheep's sad demise at the hands of a heavy metal band!  

rm_metalmama69 42F
5299 posts
5/4/2006 11:48 am

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One sheep's sad demise at the hands of a heavy metal band!

Her name was Flossie. She lived in the practice studio of a very loud, very wicked heavy metal band. She was a good girl, never bothered anybody. She never made noise, unlike the chicken that still lives there. She tried to stay out of their way.

But they wouldn't leave her alone! They kept fucking with her. Not sexually but playing tricks on her. Messing with her mind. Slowly driving her insane!

They would put things in her female regions and laugh as if it was a joke! They would threaten to use her sexually as if she were just a blow up toy or something. I even heard a rumor that she was sticky for a week after having donuts put inside of her!

Upon my next to last visit with my Master, I noticed that I never saw Flossie. I questioned Sorceror07 but he talked in circles around it. I questioned SavageJksDrummer but still did not get the answers I was looking for.

During my last visit with my Master, I decided to investigate. I snuck down to the practice studio while my Master was sleeping. I turned on the lights and called to her.

"FLOSSIE! FLOSSIE! It's me, it's ok! Where are you?"
But no answer.

I knew I had just totally wore out my Master, so I had hours on my hands before He woke up for round 17. I searched for about 10 minutes before I found her behind the huge stack of amps. She was just sitting there, looking at me. Her eyes spoke to me, they said "PLease put an end to my misery!"

I opened up her mouth & force fed her some Cock soup. (See this post for details Here's a recipie for disaster! )Alas, her little throat couldn't handle the cock & she choked to death with a big smile on her face! So, I killed the sheep. But it wasn't my fault! Thanks to those Savages she was already dead!!! I dressed her like a deer and put her in the freezer just in time because my Master had a raging hard on and was ready for more!

She tasted very delicious the next day! My Master cooked her and served her with yummy Mashed Potatoes and Brussels Sprouts!




demon638 53M
560 posts
2/27/2007 11:06 pm

Oooo. Sprouts, Yummy.But is the Sheep not, "Mutton dressed as Lamb "


frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
5/5/2006 8:17 pm

    Quoting _Safira:
    I happen to LOVE Brussel Sprouts ... *pouts* ... Oh well, now J.D. can totally concentrate on becoming a "Lemming." And Flossie? Well I'm sure her soul resides in Heaven with Bessie, the first cow I ever raised and the best T-Bone steak I ever ate!

    Bon appetit, indeed ... You sick, sick man!

    I totally believe you, Baby Girl ... I truly, truly do. *kisses*
You better head over to Disasters Birthday party then and look in the Closet....hehe!!

L.M.N. (Still hungover from the Champagne MetalMama!!) x


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/6/2006 4:58 am:
My hangover cure:
Eat a bacon & butter samwich on Rye on't call me in the morning!

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
5/5/2006 7:31 am

Cant talk....my head is too sore from the campaghne!!

Do you need a cold pack too?

Frangi x


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/6/2006 4:56 am:
I could use a cold pack but for a different reason!

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
5/4/2006 10:00 pm

    Quoting frangipanigal:
    It was all good till we got the the "Brussel Sprouts"....

    R.I.P Flossie.

    L.M.N.
I happen to LOVE Brussel Sprouts ... *pouts* ... Oh well, now J.D. can totally concentrate on becoming a "Lemming." And Flossie? Well I'm sure her soul resides in Heaven with Bessie, the first cow I ever raised and the best T-Bone steak I ever ate!

Bon appetit, indeed ... You sick, sick man!


I totally believe you, Baby Girl ... I truly, truly do. *kisses*

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/5/2006 4:11 am:
I am a big fan of Sprouts too, especially when he cooks them naked!

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
5/4/2006 8:06 pm

It was all good till we got the the "Brussel Sprouts"....

R.I.P Flossie.

L.M.N.


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/5/2006 4:10 am:
heheheh!

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
5/4/2006 7:32 pm

Sheep Killer


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/5/2006 4:09 am:
I've been called worse!

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
5/4/2006 4:20 pm

LOL!!!!!

Heavy metal is not good for livestock. LOL

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/4/2006 6:03 pm:
She never was what you could call "livestock!"

docdirk 47M

5/4/2006 3:58 pm

Marinate the sheep with cock sauce... I mean, soup...

Sorry, just taking some notes!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/4/2006 4:17 pm:
You are a freaking riot, my Doc!

ohcurious14 59M
1683 posts
5/4/2006 3:25 pm

I'm sure the sheep didn't taste too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad lol.Omg i'm dying here. But who was had for Dessert? *wink* Tootsie Roll Pop Pie? hehehe. I'm hearing voices and they are saying, "Road Trip".


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/4/2006 4:16 pm:
We must have the same voices in our heads, mine say the same thing!

mycin62 54F

5/4/2006 2:42 pm

That was soooo BAAAAAHD!!


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/4/2006 3:09 pm:
BAAAAHD TO THE BONE!!!
Yummy!

Sorceror07 54M

5/4/2006 1:11 pm

bon appetite

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/4/2006 3:07 pm:
You are an amazing chef Master!

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/4/2006 12:34 pm

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rm_metalmama69 replies on 5/4/2006 3:03 pm:
It's a heavy metal thing!

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