new found respect of the penis and the men behind them  

rm_mellick69 59F
21 posts
6/14/2005 5:08 am

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new found respect of the penis and the men behind them

I'll explain: I made a statement that "I would love to have a penis for a week" Thus giving me a big enough window to experience the things I have always wondered about. So I was given a strap-on for my birthday, from a friend, who knew this would be the closest in reality I would ever get. And after trying it out, with the help of a lady friend of mine, I have to say that I have way more respect for men than I have ever had before. What I thought, no, took for granted to be a simple physical act, is not so simple. Men, how the hell do you do it? I was exhausted after 2 minutes, and I think I pulled something in my a**. It's going to take a hell of a lot of practice (I'm willing to put in the effort) but one thing for sure, it will be a long time before I ask a man, "Faster, faster" ever again, now that I've walked in a mans shoes.
PS Women we should get on top more, and drive ourselves for a change, let the guys enjoy the scenery.

rm_mellick69 59F
1 post
6/14/2005 5:14 am

trying to figure out if I did this right

gemini0157 59M  
6842 posts
6/14/2005 7:55 am

You're too funny!..... You should have no problem getting the real thing though. No need to ease up on the men either... you're doing us a favor....It's a good aerobic exercise..... Have fun!

rm_indophilist 36M

6/14/2005 7:59 am

It's a workout no doubt, but you didn't get
the sensation that makes it worth the effort.
(the scenic route--always good!)

AmberSolaire 42M

6/14/2005 9:27 am

I know most of us give the impression that that is where it goes, but really it does work better if you dont attach it to your

Think you will find its all in the hips.

Happy blogging.

rm_nsideu4now 40M

6/14/2005 9:30 am

I can only speak for myself, but I enjoy a woman that can take charge in the sex department every now and then. Throw a twist into your sex life here and there. Smae ol, same ol gets ho-hum quickly. Personally, I enjoy both being in charge, and being dominated.
Just my 2 cents,


rm_empecinado2 50M

6/14/2005 10:33 am

No hablo ingles, pero estas muy sexy

playmat4dominate 49F
1 post
6/15/2005 9:10 pm

Hold on! Foul, I assume you took it off after your experiment. Try it again and keep it on for the full week.Even better, wear an inflateable one and pump it up when you see a hot man or woman. That is the only way you would score any points with me. playmat4dominate

ALLlegs39 53
1 post
6/17/2005 12:37 am

Hey there lady, I love to see your Phd in use, lol. Miss seeing you give a call. And I agree with you on this one, but then again I am well aware that you in charge is fabulous no matter what equipment you might use. Kisses, Kat

rm_stonedammit 54M
2 posts
6/30/2005 12:45 am

okay, what I want to know is how you pulled and ass muscle...I've had mine for 43 years *smirk*....and no probs....

rm_stonedammit 54M
2 posts
6/30/2005 12:50 am

dammit!...I can't spell...I meant "an ass muscle", not "and ass muscle".....okay I admit it, I just like typing "ass" when it relates to you...*smirk*

rm_90minman52 64M
1 post
7/30/2005 10:24 pm

hell yes you did it right -

rm_singlemalt1 65M

8/13/2005 8:39 am

That was a very astute way to experience the "dark side". I've often wondered how a woman feels, and what it would be like to be on that end. Not sure I'm ready to have a guy penetrate me, however.......LOL. And, you're so right about the wonderful view with a woman on top - it also gives us more to keep our hands busy.

rm_lilrocker1 60M
1 post
12/8/2005 1:05 am


socalrockhard22 56M

8/13/2006 12:35 am

If this isn't the most entertaining website, I don't know what is.
some of this stuff needs to get published!!

elinvestig8r 64M

8/28/2006 2:33 pm


curiousnfree56 68M

8/29/2006 6:11 pm

No,you have had your experimental time, and gained some good knowledge from it, but, I don't care how much you suggest it, I am not going to run around with falsies on, or, take it thanks!

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
8/30/2006 6:48 pm

    Quoting thescorpiotim:
    If you think that's hard you should try pissing out of a rock hard erection at 4 AM without getting piss all over the fucking toilet! That's a true test! The damn thing is sticking all up in the air and isn't gonna go down until you piss. I tried pushing the damn thing down and it still was sticking straight up in the air.

    Oh, and by the way "No hablo ingles, pero estas muy sexy" Whatever the fuck that means???
You've captured that terrible, awkward moment perfectly!

rm_aFind4me 59M
16 posts
9/28/2006 8:46 am

Playmate got it closest to right. Keep it on and when it self-inflates, which is only moderately predicktable, remember to take your brain out of its usual compartment and put as much as will fit into the little head. You will find that not much of your brain will fit in, just the part that deals with urgently spewing genetic information at almost anything resembling a life form, therby giving you valuable insight into male behavior. I think the pelvic thrust is instinctive but does strengthen with practice.

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