Hangin with the boys..  

rm_melisiousxo 48F
123 posts
7/13/2006 4:30 pm

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5/29/2007 11:44 am

Hangin with the boys..

I grew up in a very small town in the mountains of southern california. It was a beautiful place to live looking back on it. But as a teenager it was the most "boring" place on earth. When I was 17 or so I got a job at the only liqour store in town. (See I was smart even back then) One of the various perks of that job was anytime a large beer or liquor purchace was made, I could coyly ask.."Oh..are you having a party?" hint hint. Well this one Saturday night an entire fraternity came into my store.(Damn straight I was all over that one) See even at the tender age of 17..I was a horny little one. So..after a buying two kegs of beer..and sucessfully hooking the girl that sold it to them..off they went. I got off work about 11pm..and Jeff the frat boy came back and picked me up for the party. I had called some of my girlfriends and we all ended up at this cabin where a raging party was taking place. Well if you know anything about fraternity partys..those boys drink. I found myself on the losing end of some drinking game..that involved me consuming large amounts of wiskey and beer..I ended up in this attic room..Think of a rope hanging from the celing, you pull it and stairs come down kinda place, with Jeff the frat boy. We were making out..off came my shirt..then off came my bra next thing you know..jed's a millionaire..LOL Well after about 15 minutes of this..I heard one of my girlfriends calling my name..saying they were leaving..In my wasted state..I stood up to put my clothes back on..stepped on the trap door and flew upside down into the middle of the party..buck ass nekked....WOO HOO..the only thing that stopped me from landing on the foosball table was the fact that my anke got caught on one of the stairs..Yea it broke..my ankle..not the stair . So there I am..in all my glory hanging by a broken ankle over a foosball table in the middle of a frat party. 50 guys screaming and hollering like ..well .. frat boys..
Are you with me?..
All I can say is good thing I was as shit faced as I was, cuz the situation was definately NO BUENO. Finally someone had the decency to push the door back up..releasing my ankle and me from my precarious balancing act. I was finally able to find my clothes and hobble out of the party. The worst part was..I forgot my purse..and I had to go back the next day..with a cast and crutches to retrieve it. Talk about one of lifes most embarassing moments. But again..a fairly good story

rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
7/18/2006 10:13 am

LOL, nice story, I only wish i was one of the lucky few that got to witness it first hand, or better yet the guy up in the loft. Thanks for the OHSOpleasant thoughts, and best wishes............

rm_dvndunlop 41M

8/4/2006 11:55 am

Great story! I love the drunken silliness.

redmustang91 57M  
8568 posts
10/6/2006 3:49 pm

Talk about a learning moment! Drunk, hanging upside down with broken ankle, priceless!

rm_indioguy2 58M

5/25/2007 9:13 pm

now that was a good time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sounds like you are a party girl...gotta love them...would love to party with you

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