Two Nuns  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
6/21/2006 12:05 pm
Two Nuns

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM ) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL ). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/21/2006 1:00 pm

I'm a

i'm here to stay

maverick1255 replies on 6/21/2006 2:38 pm:
I thought you might like this one!! And the picture too!!!
(I was actually contemplating emailing you for a picture, for this joke! )

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/21/2006 1:13 pm

Experienc talking here, perhaps Mav

maverick1255 replies on 6/21/2006 2:39 pm:
I keep chasing them, but I will never learn!

buddhamike 106M
7006 posts
6/21/2006 1:28 pm

Good one.

maverick1255 replies on 6/21/2006 2:40 pm:
Thanks, and for stopping by!

JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/21/2006 5:29 pm

Have you been snoopin around My convent sonny???? lmao


maverick1255 replies on 6/21/2006 6:39 pm:
I'm always snooping somewhere!!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
6/22/2006 12:05 am

Thanks for the laugh!

maverick1255 replies on 6/22/2006 8:40 am:
Your are most welcome.

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