Top Ten Reasons Why it's Great to be American  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
8/9/2006 10:31 pm
Top Ten Reasons Why it's Great to be American

1. You can have a woman president without electing her

2. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it

3. You can call Budweiser beer

4. You can be a crook and still be president

5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything

6. If you can breathe you can get a gun

7. You can invent a new public holiday every year

8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"

10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.



freetime648 52F

8/9/2006 10:51 pm

11. You can get breakfast at 3 in the morning

12. You can get a screwdriver or flashlight batteries after 6 p.m.

13. You can live in a state that thinks it is its own contry (ie: Texas)

GOD BLESS AMERICA!


xx FREETIME648 xx


maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:03 pm:
LOL!!!!! Batteries after 6 pm, hmmmmmmm? Me thinks they were not for the flashlight!!!!

Are you still on restrictions?

VATraveler1948 68M

8/10/2006 2:44 am

Ypu got that right Buddy!


maverick1255 replies on 8/10/2006 3:03 pm:
Oh, the list could be SOOOOOO long!!!!

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