The Oreo Personality Test  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
6/29/2006 9:53 am
The Oreo Personality Test

Well, I can't do it as well as Papyrina - but I will sure as hell give it a try!!

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

So, everybody make your selection!! And tell us why or who taught you how to eat an oreo!!

Tomorrow - what it all means!

Mav



rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/29/2006 10:44 am

I lick the white stuff out


maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 4:18 am:
I have to figure that you then eat the cookie. #6

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

Or if you just 'toss the cookie'!! #7

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

hotandhorny107 58F

6/29/2006 10:51 am

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.

The only way to go...


maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 4:19 am:
We have a run on #6!!

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

phoenix639 49F

6/29/2006 11:05 am

I remember these biscuits/cookies when i lived in the US.

Over here our bourbon creams are similar but a rectangle shape.

Im not a fan of biscuits so i shall pick 10...then you can go & make me a piece of toast please.


maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 4:20 am:
Number 10 it is -

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/29/2006 7:22 pm

I'm sorry. For the friends outside the states: It is a three layer cookie, made of 2 thin pressed chocolate cookies filled with a dense white sugar icing in the middle.

Thanks for the world wide view. I forget sometimes!!


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/29/2006 7:27 pm

Sounds sickly to me!


maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 4:22 am:
And for Mr. Funny, #10

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.

OcelotScratch 48M
286 posts
6/29/2006 10:50 pm

I lick the white stuff out

Uhm, could I have your phone number?


maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 4:26 am:
I have to figure that you then eat the cookie. #6

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

Or if you just 'toss the cookie'!! #7

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

Now, don't tell me you wanted to call, to know the answers before you picked - Mr. Scratch!! That wouldn't be any fun!

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/30/2006 4:14 am

Times Up - and here are your answers.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing.
This means you consume life with abandon. You are fun to be with, exciting, and carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles your life is in. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.


phoenix639 49F

6/30/2006 5:21 am

ROFLMAO...i come from a rich family. LMAO...thats so funny. Rich in love but not finance yes.

Like to wear nice things...i live in my gym gear or swimsuit.

Upscale restaurants...hmmm nope.

Particular & fussy about things i buy, own & wear...nope again. I hate shopping so grab what i can quickly. Im not a materialistic person at all.

I like to be pampered...hell yeah just doesnt happen though.

No pleasing me...im actually very easily pleased.

I note there are no nice answers to how one consumes an oreo though.

Anyway Mav...how do you eat yours?


maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 8:28 am:
Well, I am glad you had a laugh!! Even if, their analysis seems off for you!!

The closest I can come, is the dunker. I have to have milk with my oreos!

5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles your life is in. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

And most of the analysis is right ON. Frightening!!!

HeartlessBitch69 46F

6/30/2006 11:19 am

I Am A Twist, eat the middle,toss the cookie!


maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 12:28 pm:
OK, LOL!!!

florallei 99F

6/30/2006 2:04 pm

Shit I must be honest # 3 and I read it...oh Gawwwd help!...LOL
Florallei


maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 3:40 pm:
#3 huh? LOL!!!

Yea, I was shocked! And I didn't even read it ahead of time!!

clitalicious67 49F

6/30/2006 3:34 pm

Sometimes I like to dunk them in something and savor each bite...other times I like to twist them apart and lick the creamy goodness out...and then eat the crunchy outter goodness... C~


maverick1255 replies on 7/1/2006 1:20 pm:
Well, have you gone in for this SPLIT personality?!!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/1/2006 5:03 am

no 6ish for me lol,i twist them in half,eat the biscuit and leave the soft bit for last


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


maverick1255 replies on 7/1/2006 1:23 pm:
OK, LOL!!! So glad to see you back!!

Did you see Lost friend...., I was at a loss.

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