Pussy, What?  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
6/22/2006 6:41 pm
Pussy, What?

Fun Facts
Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.

Bad Middle Ages!
Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.

What About The Cucumber?
According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating.

Depends On Who You Ask?
According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms.

It's A Fact!
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

More Reasons To Own A Vibrator!
Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.

Blame It On Ben!
"Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."

G-e-e-e-!
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.

Who Knew?
The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.

What's In A Name?
According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."

8 out of 10 Can't Be Wrong!
In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10 stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside of the clitoris to achieve orgasm.

Not Tonight!
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

Oh! Cleo!
It is ancient legend that Cleopatra of the Nile had 2 orgasms a day and manufactured her diaphragm our of cow dung.

And now for the most complete sland list for vagina:

vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold

(ref. sublimedirectory. you know.)



For jerseygem70

What a list!!!

Ladies does yours have a name? Has it been named by a lover? Let us know!

Mav - providing equal time for the GUYS!!



funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/23/2006 12:44 am

I am so happy you got over your obsession with the female organs. You must have seen one in real life!!


maverick1255 replies on 6/23/2006 1:01 am:
I was inspired!!

MWWwantmore 51F

6/23/2006 6:56 am

LOL interesting post, although I have found that having an orgasm does take my mind off the pain in my ankle



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


maverick1255 replies on 6/23/2006 8:17 am:
That's GOOD!!

loadeddice05 44M

6/23/2006 6:59 am

Keep writting like this and that pussy eater who last visited my blog is gonna try and defend the word "pussy" as word only he can use!!!!

LOL!!! I like pussy!!! It's very nice and when I sleep next to it it purrs!!!!


maverick1255 replies on 6/23/2006 8:18 am:
LOL!!

rm_katetonite 48F

6/23/2006 9:43 am

Ladies does yours have a name?

yours


JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/23/2006 2:26 pm

Yep mine has a name Venus after the Venus Flytrap. I can not only suck the cum outta ya with my mouth but Venus can squeeze it outta ya too. (damn did I just type that) See what you do to me you animal you.

Juicy


maverick1255 replies on 6/23/2006 2:46 pm:
Grrrrrr........

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/23/2006 8:37 pm

Kate, I responded twice. And neither of them took? So now I just am quoting.

LOL!!!

Mav


wetta_one
941 posts
6/23/2006 9:47 pm

I`m afraid I can name Misters dick but when it cums to me...I`m very general, it`s part of me, so box, pussy (not puss, blech) and that "C" word does it for me. Hey it`s a good pussy, it cums when I call it and it makes me feeeeeel good, specially when its all smooth after a fresh wax I did this morning, mmmmmm


maverick1255 replies on 6/24/2006 4:39 am:
LOL!! Such a good pussy! Sounds like you have trained it WELL!!

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