Penis Raise  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
6/18/2006 2:54 pm
Penis Raise

The penis requested a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!

JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/18/2006 6:05 pm

My day is complete I have read a Mav post I can laugh about


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/18/2006 6:35 pm

Your welcome.

FunFlirty4u 45F

6/18/2006 7:21 pm

That was funny and thats a really cute photo you have there too

maverick1255 replies on 6/18/2006 7:26 pm:
I love looking for the photos!! That's half the fun of the post.

Thanks for stopping by

FunFlirty4u 45F

6/18/2006 7:32 pm

    Quoting FunFlirty4u:
    That was funny and thats a really cute photo you have there too
I meant YOUR profile picture where you're peeping out from the pillow lol

maverick1255 replies on 6/18/2006 8:07 pm:
Oh, Thanks. I try new things. Who knows what you'll see next!!

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