One High Monkey  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
8/8/2006 11:37 pm
One High Monkey

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard climbs down the tree, walks thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river to get his drink. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with a monkey in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says, " much water did you drink?!"

ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
8/8/2006 11:49 pm

*chokes...sputters* could have a warning on this

maverick1255 replies on 8/9/2006 4:18 am:

freetime648 52F

8/9/2006 2:12 am

Now the question is does YOUR lizard do the same thing when stoned??? Or does it just affect your Yahell lists????

xx FREETIME648 xx

maverick1255 replies on 8/9/2006 4:19 am:
Oh, god!!! Probably!!!! LOL!!!!!


8/9/2006 7:47 am


just a squirrel trying to get a nut

maverick1255 replies on 8/9/2006 2:22 pm:


8/9/2006 7:54 am

Thank you. My day was starting out terrible but you made me laugh.

maverick1255 replies on 8/9/2006 2:23 pm:
Glad to help!

pussinboots571 105F

8/9/2006 8:31 am

I so didn't see that one coming, again great effort.



maverick1255 replies on 8/9/2006 2:23 pm:
Kinda sneaky!

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