Ok, Ma'am. Three last Facts, then we are done!  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
7/11/2006 6:39 pm
Ok, Ma'am. Three last Facts, then we are done!

More facts for Members Only!

Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point!

No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol!

and last ....

German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?!



Mav, quite finished - for now



VATraveler1948 68M

7/11/2006 6:45 pm

You're on a roll, I keep remembering the pig's 30 minute orgasm. 2 minutes 50 seconds pales by comparison.


maverick1255 replies on 7/11/2006 10:47 pm:
Yep, when you keep using that as the bar to judge by!!

rm_emmie234 52F
608 posts
7/11/2006 7:26 pm

Funny!
I am thinking that the last one, either 2 minutes, or 5, needs to followed up by a second round!
~E~


maverick1255 replies on 7/11/2006 10:49 pm:
Thanks for dropping by, E!

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
7/11/2006 8:09 pm

I love the first fact......gave me great movies in my mind of 400 men trying to suck their own cock! ROFLMAO!!! I agree with the second one. As for the third one......who does this research anyways????? Two minutes and 50 seconds????? Damn! It felt like an hour!!!


maverick1255 replies on 7/11/2006 10:59 pm:
Thanks, Angel! Yea, the fact are kinda funny.

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
7/11/2006 8:10 pm

P.S. Can you get sore in 2 minutes and 50 seconds??????


maverick1255 replies on 7/11/2006 11:00 pm:
all depends?

rm_marnisway 85F
5018 posts
7/11/2006 8:51 pm

meanwhile back at the ranch....*S*
it takes quite a bit longer....r...r

m.
smiles

x

Nothing is ever the same... when it comes to pleasures.

with a hint....the erotic senses will manifest into an abounding mess of flesh

the mind needs fulfillment of the body

if it feels good ...it is good

I've done it again...*S*


maverick1255 replies on 7/11/2006 11:03 pm:
Well, I'll be dipped in pig poo!!! To have the pleasure of seein' you down in the South 40! How ya' doin' Marni Girl?

Thanks for the smiles!!

MYTIME652 51F

7/12/2006 12:35 am

And sadder still is the fact that I haven't been with anyone that I would want it to last longer than 2 mins 50 secs with. Tina


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 8:22 am:
LOL!!! I am sorry. Hopefully, you have cum to the right place!!

Thanks for peeking into my small humble abode!

wetta_one
941 posts
7/12/2006 12:50 am

OINK OINK Well I wouldn`t time my man anyway, but yeah, guys who I wouldn`t want it to last any longer with...... OH!! I see...twas so bad for those women, they thought it was that long!! Twice as bad..twice as long?

Hey I`ve seen a guy on here with a profile picture, the main one too, where he is doing his own self To a degree anyway...I don`t know how much more flexible his back is...and if it isn`t, then he needs a longer dick! *snicker*


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 8:27 am:
LMAO!!!! You can't keep comparing all men to a 'pig'!!! You will never be satisfied!!!! LOL!!!

That guy and that pic, I tripped over that the other evening! Just weird!!! Truly bizarre!!! LOL!!!! Talk about 'fucking yourself over'!

ROTFLMAO, again, and again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/12/2006 1:31 am

YOU ARE ONE SICK MAN

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maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 8:28 am:
OH, more blog pimpin' from Ye Old Fun One!!!!!

TabithaElectra 38F

7/12/2006 2:53 am

Interesting breakfast reading!


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 8:29 am:
Why, you are welcome!!

Glad to 'see' you again.

MWWwantmore 51F

7/12/2006 6:11 am

Interesting facts So are you one of those one out of 400?



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 8:31 am:
Well ..... ..... curious minds want to know!! LOL!!

loadeddice05 44M

7/12/2006 7:03 am

When would you ever get information on intercourse!!!!! First hand or otherwise????? HMNNNN?????!!!!

VIRGIN!!!!!

(dice laughs like a laughing ........thing...)


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 8:33 am:
Ok, Flower Boy!!!!! Rainbow dancer!!!!! Unicorn herd lover!!!!!

...............fucktard!

loadeddice05 44M

7/12/2006 7:05 am

    Quoting MWWwantmore:
    Interesting facts So are you one of those one out of 400?
NO he's gay as Liberace!!!! And will not prove otherwise unlesss you have a penis?????

LOL!!!!!!!! And dice still is laughing at Mav.!!!!!!!!


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 8:34 am:
and again ...... FUCKTARD!!!

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/12/2006 8:41 am

Im so sorry Mav, no one visits my blog and you are so popular with the ladies I thought it would be ok for me to pimp, just a little.
funintheday2006


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 8:57 am:
Oh, you cheeky sneaky bastard!! BUGGER!!!!!

There goes my ranking!!! Right down the toilet!!!

jst4fun915 34F

7/12/2006 8:43 am

I love that picture, what is she reading? The instructions?? I mean handjobs aren't my specialty, but it is pretty self-explanatory.


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 6:03 pm:
Isn't that funny! I got the same feeling looking at it. Thinking, she is checking her list, step A - firmly grasp cock, step B- now....

wetta_one
941 posts
7/12/2006 3:15 pm

    Quoting jst4fun915:
    I love that picture, what is she reading? The instructions?? I mean handjobs aren't my specialty, but it is pretty self-explanatory.
Like the guy who told me he asked this young woman for a blow job and she literally put her mouth over his knob and tried to blow it up


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 11:32 pm:
LOL!!!! Oh, that is bad.

wetta_one
941 posts
7/12/2006 3:21 pm

    Quoting wetta_one:
    OINK OINK Well I wouldn`t time my man anyway, but yeah, guys who I wouldn`t want it to last any longer with...... OH!! I see...twas so bad for those women, they thought it was that long!! Twice as bad..twice as long?

    Hey I`ve seen a guy on here with a profile picture, the main one too, where he is doing his own self To a degree anyway...I don`t know how much more flexible his back is...and if it isn`t, then he needs a longer dick! *snicker*
maverick1255 replies on 7/13/2006 2:27 am:
LMAO!!!! You can't keep comparing all men to a 'pig'!!! You will never be satisfied!!!! LOL!!!

That guy and that pic, I tripped over that the other evening! Just weird!!! Truly bizarre!!! LOL!!!! Talk about 'fucking yourself over'!

ROTFLMAO, again, and again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH PULEASEEEEEEEEEEE Mav!!!I`m one of the few women who don`t give a rats if you give an orgasm, in fact I would probably die of shock if one did!! I`m not comparing any orgasm to a pig, though there are many swine out there ;?

I just love the penetration, when it slides in slowly for the first time, the yearning and the motion, the in and out, the fast and hard, mmmmm, excuse me....I have something, to um, do


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 11:34 pm:
Worked yourself up, did ya?

rm_eyecandy4me 50F

7/12/2006 10:55 pm

Wetta one said it all....What more could we say on the subject>..


maverick1255 replies on 7/12/2006 11:34 pm:
Thanks for playing, EyeCandy!!!

rm_eyecandy4me 50F

7/13/2006 12:51 am

I did have a guy on AdultFriendFinder send me pics of him legs over shoulders sucking his own cock..quite fasinating to look at...
Don't think I could handle that position during an orgasm though!!!
Ouch!!!


maverick1255 replies on 7/13/2006 6:16 am:
LOL!!!!!

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