How to Bathe a Cat  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
7/28/2006 6:54 pm
How to Bathe a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

the DOG



rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
7/28/2006 7:06 pm

LMAO! That's typical dog thinking...totally funny and truly mean! LOL!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:35 pm:
YES!!!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
7/28/2006 7:41 pm

LOL

Purry {=}

Purry


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:39 pm:
Hi PurryKitty! Glad you liked it! Hope it made you smile. Sorry, to hear that you don't have much time to blog lately. But you have to earn that 'Rent' and 'Party' money!!

smirkingdevil 48M
237 posts
7/28/2006 7:47 pm

Cute...


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:39 pm:
Thanks, SD!

LostLady1973 43F
51 posts
7/28/2006 7:48 pm

I would suggest that you only clean the glass doors very well to make the cat think they were open to the outside. After the cat in unconscious, you can dry it more thoroughly and then dress it in cute little outfits which will forever ruin its credibility in feline circles.

signed,

Pretty Poodle


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:41 pm:
LOL!!!! Ah, a true 'dog' fan!!!!

ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/28/2006 11:08 pm

*giggles* ....


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:46 pm:
Thanks, ShyWhisper!

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/28/2006 11:25 pm

Cruel bastards


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:47 pm:
Yea, those dogs!!! Can you believe that they are even blogging these days!!!

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
7/29/2006 12:59 am

I am still smiling darling-lol!


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:48 pm:
Good deal!!! LOL!!!

loadeddice05 44M

7/29/2006 7:23 am

WHY AREN'T YOUR BLOGS TITLED!!!!

HOW TO BE A FAG????


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:50 pm:
Your too kind, Diceman!!!

......fucktard.........

VATraveler1948 68M

7/29/2006 9:54 am

Ooh, that wasn't very nice Loaded... I generally agree with the methodology. Now, if you lived out in the sticks and had only an outhouse... this method would be inhumane, unless it was a really deeeep pit.


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:52 pm:
There ya' go! That is an idea!!! LOL!!!!!

Yea, that Diceman. He gets out every once in a while. Do they have a large mental health clinic in San Diego? I think they are short on the head count!!!!!

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

7/30/2006 1:45 am

omg, why don't you people warn other's to use the bathroom first before reading this stuff. I barely made it while lmao. I did honestly try this in a shower once with a cat when I was a teenager and I'm betting you can guess what the damn thing did to me


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:54 pm:
LOL!!!!! I will try and post a small warning sign next time!!

Oh, that would have been a sight!! And I am sure the neighbor could hear!!!

EE407 41F
3903 posts
7/30/2006 10:57 am

TFF!!!! hahahaha


maverick1255 replies on 7/30/2006 8:55 pm:
Thanks, E!!!!

Damn_Dilemma 49F

7/30/2006 10:41 pm

how cruel of your DOG!!!!!!


maverick1255 replies on 7/31/2006 9:01 pm:
Oh, the cat started it!!!! I saw the whole thing!!!


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