A Nun In A Taxi  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
6/28/2006 12:17 pm
A Nun In A Taxi

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

MorganLeFaye1978 38F
110 posts
6/28/2006 3:01 pm

LMAO... that was good. Thanks for the laugh!

maverick1255 replies on 6/28/2006 6:51 pm:
Your welcome, Thanks for stopping by.

Kancana 46F

6/28/2006 7:06 pm

LOL you cool Mav

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
~ Helen Keller

maverick1255 replies on 6/29/2006 2:45 am:
Thanks, you too!

rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
6/28/2006 10:38 pm


Yup...this juiciness is from me....


maverick1255 replies on 6/29/2006 2:46 am:
Yea, kinda had me going too!! LOL!!

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
6/30/2006 11:13 am

That's good!

maverick1255 replies on 6/30/2006 12:29 pm:
Thanks, glad you liked it.

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