A Dairy Farmer  

maverick1255 51M
2992 posts
9/1/2006 8:16 pm
A Dairy Farmer

A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad. He was quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor and peed in the clover.

As luck would have it, a bee decided it was lunch time and zapped him right on the end of his dingus. It really hurt terribly when he remembered that buttermilk was known to relieve bee stings. He dashed to the house, opened the fridge, poured a glass of buttermilk and started to soak his dingus.

What a relief!

Then he heard a gasp and saw that his 20-year-old daughter was in the doorway, looking wide-eyed at what he was doing! He turned to her and said, "Now don't tell me you've never seen one of these!"

She replied, "You're right, Daddy, I have. It's just that I've never seen one being reloaded!!"

marathonman45202 53M
6640 posts
9/1/2006 8:22 pm


maverick1255 replies on 9/2/2006 5:46 am:
Yea, I almost edited that. But choose to leave it!!

Damn_Dilemma 49F

9/1/2006 8:53 pm



9/1/2006 9:19 pm

Cute! So are you telling me it tastes like Buttermilk???? Thanks for the laugh!

Hippink 35F
4499 posts
9/1/2006 9:27 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lord.
Hippie XXX

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
9/1/2006 10:23 pm

rm_WackyEPP 52F
8470 posts
9/2/2006 2:12 am


Too funny!

Wacky Jacky

tight_n_tasty2 50F

9/2/2006 2:32 am

Great blog and very funny..

pussinboots571 105F

9/2/2006 3:59 am

Pulled another trick out of your hat, hey Mav.


MWWwantmore 51F

9/2/2006 7:55 am

LOL that was a good one

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

dimplesfouryou 45F
24690 posts
9/2/2006 9:06 am

Nice one! But can you imagine if that guy was Mags? Bee sting on his "dingus"?


maverick1255 replies on 9/2/2006 11:59 am:
OMG!!!! The post would be hilarious!!!! LMAO!!!!!

SirMounts 102M

9/2/2006 5:49 pm

Oh no! I haven't reloaded in... geez, it must be a month now. *embarrassed*

rm_marnisway 85F
5018 posts
9/3/2006 7:35 am


Nothing is ever the same... when it comes to pleasures.

with a hint....the erotic senses will manifest into an abounding mess of flesh

the mind needs fulfillment of the body

if it feels good ...it is good

I've done it again...*S*

BullsTardeMeant 56M
837 posts
9/3/2006 8:46 am

Hey nowww....I resemble that remark


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