The Starting Lineup  

rm_mangomami2 40F
415 posts
7/26/2006 9:06 pm

Last Read:
7/27/2006 11:10 pm

The Starting Lineup


Kelly

age- 20 something (no one knows , she lies about it relentlessly)
5,10' asian and black mix
straight black hair , deep brown eyes
long and lean
the phrase "terminally pretty " was made for her
underling at a fashion mag
prime objective in life "meet a rich man " ,insert period THE END .

Shaun

age - 34
5,2 ' california barbie white , the girl is so white you have to have shades on to look at her
blond hair , blue eyes
size two , fake boobs (sorry Sha)
actually says things like "like he was super hot , but he wore loafers , and I was like I am SSOOO not dating a dockers ad "
works for her dads construction company , but always wanted to be an actress , she should , she is the original drama queen
relationship status , always in play ! Serial dater extrodinarre says she is just waiting until orlando bloom calls her

Mickey

age- 25
5,8'and one fricken half , we all so sick of hearing about the damn half inch already !
cuban italian mix , hard body
dark browns , short brown hair
Fitness trainer , kick boxing queen , drives a huge truck , has three too many smelly dogs
doesn't date much , swears she is not gay ,
ps her real name is michelle , shhh don't tell her I told you , Oh and she lovesssss it when you call her shelly !!! Trust Me !!!

Cheryl

age - 38
5,4 ' Italian all the way
Long dark brown hair , deep brown eyes ,curvy , you have never tasted lasagne until you have had hers !
waitress in family owned place
tough talking , mean little chick or thats what she wants you to believe
She will hang up in your face and then come over an hour later with food
Has a thing for puerto rican and white men but if she doesn't marry an Italian her family will kill her , fits every stereo type about Italian women you can come up with and we love her for that

Sunni

age 30
5,7 ' brazillian and dominican
long dark hair , scary green eyes
booty for days
opioniated ad agency owner , quick witted beyatch
horrible track record with men , chases white guys who don't know what to do with all that junk in her trunk
everything in her life is one big ad pitch , will not talk to a friend for days or years over imagined BS , love her or hate her she has been the same since she was a little monster

ticktock500 43M

7/26/2006 9:32 pm

well, you forgot the six foot, asian girl with huge breasts, red hair and green eyes...but i can work with this (me and the midget and the squirrel and our jello)


rm_mangomami2 40F
364 posts
7/27/2006 8:54 pm

Jello lovin freak


ticktock500 43M

7/27/2006 9:41 pm

you should see what i can do with puddin (no g)


rm_mangomami2 40F
364 posts
7/27/2006 10:05 pm

hmmmm pudding huh ? I think I need to hear about that !!!!!!!!!!


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