Fake As Can Be  

rm_mangomami2 40F
415 posts
8/15/2006 10:40 pm

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9/15/2006 9:10 pm

Fake As Can Be


I don't fit the mold , never did .

I like sports
I like big trucks and fast cars
I like to laugh
I like to eat
I like to fuck , have sex and make love but I know the difference
I like to wear comfortable shoes
I like to not talk sometimes
I like my Rick James !
I like martial arts
I like chick flicks assclown

I don't wear a lot of make up
I don't eat a salad while my date eats a steak
I don't care if my hair gets messed up as long as I get a good shot in a supersoaker fight
I don't care what Jessica Simpson wears, Jessica Alba wears or how many nose jobs Mr Jackson has had
I don't wanna get married
I don't ask if my ass looks fat , I know it does and I know you like it

If that makes me a fake woman , consider me as fake as fake can be !!!

MaggiesWishes 59F

8/15/2006 11:16 pm

^5 girly girl!
The pros and cons of life for most of us.

warm huggies 2ya
I don't like that my bra lets my boobs slip out, I think I'm shrinking? *sighz*


SingleWarrior 52M

8/16/2006 2:19 am

Damn! Who taught their fake 'bot to post a great post like this?

*tries to get a peek at Maggie's bra*


ticktock500 43M

8/16/2006 7:42 am

ticktock500 (68% real)
(39% fake)


GuyWhoListens2u 56M
325 posts
8/16/2006 8:29 am

Intelligent women tend to be different.

As a side note, I don't see any guy aiming for your hair in a super soaker fight.


DiscreetFunCMH 50M

8/16/2006 11:47 am

We men always get accused of needing to be in touch with our feminine side, but it's a wonderful thing when a woman is in touch with her masculine side. Luv it!

Cheers,


rm_mangomami2 40F
364 posts
8/16/2006 8:27 pm

Maggie - I always desperatly wanted to be the girly girl , but then they made fun of me having the wrong purse with some outfit and I had to kick some ass , ah well .

spunky - well thank you sir !!

single warrior - complex bot programs thesedays , watch out I think maggie saw you !!!

ticktock - I always knew you airbrushed that sweet ass , c'mon not one hair , no pimples , do you want us all to believe you exfolliate ?

GWL - Guys always go for the hair , sissies

Discreet - Yes but then who gets the beer when the game is on ????


GuyWhoListens2u 56M
325 posts
8/17/2006 7:34 am

I like wet hair.... but I was going more for what part of your attire I would want to see wet.


DiscreetFunCMH 50M

8/17/2006 8:00 am

    Quoting rm_mangomami2:
    Maggie - I always desperatly wanted to be the girly girl , but then they made fun of me having the wrong purse with some outfit and I had to kick some ass , ah well .

    spunky - well thank you sir !!

    single warrior - complex bot programs thesedays , watch out I think maggie saw you !!!

    ticktock - I always knew you airbrushed that sweet ass , c'mon not one hair , no pimples , do you want us all to believe you exfolliate ?

    GWL - Guys always go for the hair , sissies

    Discreet - Yes but then who gets the beer when the game is on ????
It's in the Cooler between us. No trips necessary

By the way, I'm not feeling so bad now, for turning my daughter into a sports nut and a competitive, firery athlete.


rm_mangomami2 40F
364 posts
8/17/2006 9:46 pm

guy - Ah I missed the point there

Discreet - football and a man with a cooler , my dream guy , do you do dishes too ? I think it's great to inspire fire in young women , my mami always said , You are the one I don't have to worry about !


jadedbabe78 105F

8/19/2006 12:41 pm

Going against the societal norms of what a woman should be is always great. Refreshing, too.


ticktock500 43M

8/24/2006 5:59 pm

where the fuck are you?


GuyWhoListens2u 56M
325 posts
8/25/2006 6:31 am

/\ /\ what he said /\ /\


loadeddice05 44M

8/25/2006 7:20 am

So let me get this straight??? Were not getting MARRIED????


DiscreetFunCMH 50M

8/31/2006 8:55 am

    Quoting rm_mangomami2:
    guy - Ah I missed the point there

    Discreet - football and a man with a cooler , my dream guy , do you do dishes too ? I think it's great to inspire fire in young women , my mami always said , You are the one I don't have to worry about !
Yes, as a matter of fact I do dishes regularly. A little laundry too. My own of course. I'm not stupid enough to wash something that should have been done by hand or dry something that shrinks and catch hell later.

BTW, Hope all is well, haven't seen you about in a couple weeks.


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