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Morning Raga of Fun!
Morning Raga of Fun!
Mom to her notorious girl: Tell me the name of the bastard, who made you pregnant.
Girl: Hey mom, after eating a dozen bananas, can u tell which one made you fat?
Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!
Send your girlfriend to me and get a child free..
Hurry! First 10 lucky winners will get twins.
Q: What do you do on mother’s day?
A: Help girls in becoming mothers.
MAN TO PRIEST: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED I USUALLY READ DIRTY JOKES AND VIEW PICTURES OF GIRLS ON MY MOBILE.
PRIEST:FOWARD UR SINS TO ME!
What’s common between the SUN & WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hot.
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night…………
Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
But behind a SATISFIED woman, there are several EXHAUSTED men…
Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!
A prostitute’s nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I’m a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
Teacher : What do you want to become????
Sam : Doctor…!!!!!
Teacher : Why????
Sam : Bcoz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes & ask her Husband to pay 4 it….!!!!
John asks his grandpa: “Do you still have sex with granny?”
Grandpa: “Yes,but only oral.”
John says: “What is oral?”
Grandpa: “I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you 2.”
Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suitcase!
Who is stronger man/woman?
A. woman, coz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts only 2 stones and that with help of a crane.
Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm. When they came to the corral, he explained, “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.”
A little later on, he said, “That’s a stud and a mare, and he’s serving her too.”
That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said, Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, “Will you please serve the turkey?”
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, “If he does I’m NOT eating tonight!”
With the high gasoline price, a gas station owner in Texas was trying to increase sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.”
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, “You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.”
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, “Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.”
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex.”
Bubba replied, “No it ain’t, rigged at all Billy, some folks just get lucky, heck my wife won twice last week.”