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Blogs > rm_mail159 > Passion Chronicles

Uses For Vaseline  

rm_mail159 64M
488 posts
9/22/2009 2:41 pm
Uses For Vaseline

Uses For Vaseline!

A market researcher came to a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small running around her.He asked her if she minded replying to his questions, and when she agreed he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline, and she certainly knew of that product.When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes."When asked how she used it, she said, "To assist sexual intercourse."The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone who uses our product always tell me they use it for the 's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?""Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the out.
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rm_mail159 64M
908 posts
9/26/2009 6:45 pm
    Quoting  :
I really like your thinking! Hmmmmm.
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Mail

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rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
9/23/2009 4:05 am
good one
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


rm_mail159 replies on 9/23/2009 1:26 pm:
Thank you beautiful! However, I must digress: GO GATORS!!!!!

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
9/23/2009 3:08 am

 does it come in a 5-gallon bucket???

it seems like i can never have it enough around here...lol


rm_mail159 replies on 9/23/2009 1:24 pm:
I don't know if it cums in 5 gallon buckets. However, I can always lend you some.

rm_mail159 64M
908 posts
9/22/2009 6:46 pm
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Lol! One of the best retorts and reasons for not having children I've ever heard. As it were, I have two teenage daughters with inquiring minds. I can just imagine the hand prints.
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Mail

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rm_mail159 64M
908 posts
9/22/2009 4:26 pm
    Quoting lotsoffun4u77:
    i will have to remember to keep a jar around the house now..lol..been trying ti find a way to keep the kid out for years..lol
I have to admit: this is certainly a new use for Vaseline. I like the way the lady thinks!
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lotsoffun4u77 46F

9/22/2009 3:03 pm

 i will have to remember to keep a jar around the house now..lol..been trying ti find a way to keep the kid out for years..lol


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