Country Sex vs City Sex: What is your sexual style?  

rm_luvpiano2 55M
263 posts
2/20/2006 9:07 am

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Country Sex vs City Sex: What is your sexual style?


Recently, I drove through both the city and the country. And this thought occurred to me. It’s the age-old question of country versus city. So, I am curious, what is your sexual style? Are you a sexual city person or a sexual country person?

City: In a penthouse
Country: In a hayloft

City: In the back of a limousine
Country: In the back of a pickup truck

City: On a ferris wheel
Country: On a merry-go-round

City: Cosmopolitan and Gentlemen Quarterly
Country: Cowgirls and Cowboys

City: Amongst the crowds
Country: Amongst the cows

City: On a rooftop
Country: On a hilltop

City: In the balcony of a theater
Country: In a back of a van at a drive-in-theater

City: On a grand piano
Country: On a player piano

City: Streaking
Country: Bareback on a horse

City: On a carriage ride
Country: On a hayrack ride

City: In an orchestra pit
Country: In a manure pit ( I won’t go there )

City: Under a large shower
Country: Under a waterfall

City: Skinny dipping in a pool
Country: Skinny dipping in a pond

City: In a garage
Country: In a shed

City: On the sidewalk
Country: In a field

City: With the violin player
Country: With the fiddle player

City: In a coatroom
Country: In a horse-stall

City: In a courtyard
Country: In a garden

City: She’s glamorous, sexy, adept in bed, alluring
Country: She’s foxy, a mink, like sheep ( ewe-eeuu-eeuu )

City: In an elevator
Country: In a silo

City: On an iron bridge
Country: In a covered bridge

City: Amongst the honks, sirens, and smog
Country: Amongst the oinks, moos, and manure

City: In a taxi
Country: On a tractor

City: Under the streetlights
Country: Under the starlight

City: In the underground storage
Country: In the rootcellar

City: In front of the skyline
Country: In front of the treeline

City: He’s a Hunk
Country: He’s hung like a horse

City: Along a railing
Country: Along a fence

City: In a vat of brandy
Country: In a vat of whiskey

City: On a padded bar
Country: On a rusty hood

City: On a balcony
Country: On a cliff

City: At the petshop
Country: At the feedstore

City: In the “HEN” house
Country: In the hen house

The above list contains some differences of city sex and country sex. Well, what is your sexual style?

countrypassion2 54F
26 posts
2/20/2006 9:43 am

As my handle says, Country! I love the wide open space, the stars, the moon, flowers, hot pots, a bottle of wine, the sound of the critters; and being able to take my lover to any desired spot within those surroundings and make love until the sun comes up and the rooster crows!


saddletrampsk 54F

2/20/2006 10:23 am

Imma country girl..but you know..we don't do it in manure piles..ewwwww..that's nasty


caressmewell 53F

2/20/2006 4:10 pm

Do I have to chose?


HBowt2 58F

2/22/2006 2:37 pm

I'm with Caress on this one....I'm just environmentally-friendly...


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