Sex: 23 things U don  

rm_lucy_sesto 32F
320 posts
7/6/2006 10:37 am

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Sex: 23 things U don

After spending a few days in Nicaragua and falling for a gorgeous Italian guy, it has been REALLY hard for me to get on my perv-mood again, I guess I just got the most hideous crush on him... Anyways, since I needed something so I could become Lucy again, I started surfing the Internet looking for sex facts, this is what I got:

Precaution: this might be not worth your time, I know it wasn't mine!

1)Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium! (In case your wife ever tells you she has a headache)

2)For every 'normal' web page, there are five porn pages. (Like we didn't know that)

3)Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (Who needs chocolate after hearing that)

4)"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. (None of us suffers from that!)

5)In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom! (Let's all go to India!!)

6)Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. (I'm already reading three at the same time)

7)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

8 ) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Do I need to make a comment on this one? )

9) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig???)

10)The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (A place none of us needs to go to)

11)In Texas it is illegal to have sex with a fish, in Florida it is illegal to get a fish drunk, and N. Carolina thought both laws were good so that they made it illegal to have sex with a drunk fish. (How stupid is that!?)

12)A certain musical note can sexually excite cats – the same note when played for kittens makes them want to go to the bathroom. (I'll stick to the pig)

13)Capuchin monkeys usually say hello by showing each other their erections. (Any one wanting to say hello to me? )

14)On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. (Knowing U all... I'll say 5'000)

15)Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. (Might CSI's guys want to look at my pussy?)

16)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Now I know where I got that idea from)

17)Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I'll stick to the pig anyways... quality over
quantity.)

18 )About 36 percent of American men and women have sex a few times a month. While "a few" may sound vague, it means something like not every week but not just twice a year, either. (So good I'm Costa Rican! )

19)About 59 percent of men and 84 percent of women think any type of "extra" stimulation as cybersex, porno, strip clubs, etc. is filthy, illegal, and unnecessary. (ha ha ha ha )

20)Most men's erections are five and a half to six inches long. Although men's penis sizes tend to vary greatly when they're soft, the smaller ones expand more when erect than the larger ones. (So, they're all pretty much the same )

21)Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. (I wonder if that's why we all look so good in here )

22)The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. (Like we didn't know that either!)

23)Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. (Great, no more laser needed!!)

Have fun U all...


jimmyjimmy205 51
5992 posts
7/6/2006 3:37 pm

Dear Lucy:
Your article is really interesting because all of the advices or ideas tell us mean that human being is the most important being in the world and in the universe. I agree with you in most of sex facts you have posted. Thanks a lot for your information and obviously I have had fun in reading them.
Greetings from Colombia
Jimmy


rm_lucy_sesto 32F
185 posts
7/7/2006 1:29 pm

    Quoting jimmyjimmy205:
    Dear Lucy:
    Your article is really interesting because all of the advices or ideas tell us mean that human being is the most important being in the world and in the universe. I agree with you in most of sex facts you have posted. Thanks a lot for your information and obviously I have had fun in reading them.
    Greetings from Colombia
    Jimmy

Dear Jimmy,

I'm glad U liked it... It was all about wasting my time... and Yours!! lol.
Saludos desde Costa Rica!


rm_lucy_sesto 32F
185 posts
7/14/2006 5:01 pm

    Quoting hombre4u4ever:
    Jajaja esta muy bueno tu articulo, muy interesante y divertido.
    Las cosas curiosas que uno puede encontrar en el mundo, verdad?
    Saludos desde Costa Rica
Saludos desde Costa Rica??!! Hell we have a lot of Costarricans in here!!! First post in here?? Lucckkkkyyyy meee!!! Keep on going swettie!!


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