Funny things while being intimate outdoors.  

rm_ltcol0012 56M
16 posts
5/9/2005 1:48 pm

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Funny things while being intimate outdoors.


I was stationed in Guam while a member of the USMC. I made friends with a young gal from Ohio named Blossom. She had just been dumped by her sailor boy friend and was really going through a bad time because of the breakup and inability to pay for her way back to Ohio. First couple-three dates were really just spent talking since this beautiful soul needed a shoulder to cry on. The next date, we went to one of the village celebrations on Guam We both had a bit too much to drink and we decided to head for a beach at a naval base for a late night skinny dip. The swim was great and one thing led to another and we were making love on the warm white sand beach. I turned my head and saw a flashlight heading toward us. We jumped up and ran to hide in the jungle since our stack of clothes were in the direction of the two Navy shore patrol heading our way. While hiding naked in the jungle, each of us got more than our share of bug bites. The shore patrol couldn't find us and eventually left. We got our clothes and got out of there, but the bug bites put a real damper on any more intimacy for the night.

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bratinella19 31F

5/9/2005 4:18 pm

ahahaa... bug bites... eehh.. I hate bug bites....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/9/2005 8:40 pm

Too funny... The hazards of late night shore fun!!!


nannuke 54M
3 posts
5/16/2005 1:49 pm

I was down in Arizona, took this young lady up in the mountains, above the Mogillon Rim. We took my four-wheel drive back up along a "jeep trail" Things progressed nicely and we pulled off. Got out the blanket and had a picnic. After the food was ate, wine drank, started fooling around and it led to some incredabile love making in the woods. We got done and heard a noise. I looked up and there were about a dozen elk watching us! It was so funny, they didn't know what to think! The lady was also amused and said, "lets give them something to watch!" Up we started again, but this time she let her self go and was moaning and screaming and the elk ran away, but it was a great lovemaking session that I won't soon forget!


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