Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex!  

rm_lovelyLady 63F
552 posts
2/19/2006 4:00 pm
Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex!

David Letterman's 10 Top Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex!

#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.

# 9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

# 8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

# 7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

# 6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

# 5 - Three times a day is possible.

# 4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

# 3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

# 2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

# 1 - reason why Golf is better than Sex...If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!

I thought this was hilarious! I can't remember where I read this. If you do - let me know and if I should I'll remove it.....
xoxoxo LL

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/19/2006 5:00 pm

oh thats rich

rm_alottacock52 64M

2/19/2006 5:09 pm

Very humorous. I am a golfer, and do enjoy these comparisons. However, it is easier to find your sweet spot than that of a golf club

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/19/2006 5:35 pm


Purry {=}


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
2/19/2006 5:59 pm

That is good stuff LovelyLady.... LMAO


rm_lovelyLady 63F
434 posts
2/20/2006 7:00 am

Kaliedascope61 Glad you enjoyed it. David Letterman,
and his writers, are very clever. LOL

alottacock52 I was pretty sure that any golfers would appreciate this.
Personally, I know nothing about golf, and I have no clue how a sweet spot
would apply to golfing in any way… But there is no doubt in my mind
that you could easily find my sweet spot!

[blog PurryKitty2] As I said above, I know nothing about golf,
but this was funny, wasn’t it.

LustyTaurus Sooo glad you liked it, as much as I did! LMAO too…

xoxo LL

rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
3/5/2006 12:10 am

LL, check my blog. I think that's where you saw it. And if it was, you don't have to remove it on my account. LOL...(laughs on Letterman) hug, unlisted

LadySunrise 33F  
2432 posts
3/11/2006 3:43 pm

thats too funny!

live more, laugh often, love much

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