Kids Say The Darndest Things!  

rm_lovelyLady 64F
552 posts
8/31/2005 7:37 am
Kids Say The Darndest Things!


I was reading papyrina's blog papyrina this morning and really enjoyed "what is love". wild3cat mentioned those answers reminded him of the old Art Linkletter show called "Kids Say The Darndest Things!" and I remember seeing that too, so while searching for more about that I found this and found this to be humorous too.....

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Kids Say The Darndest Things!

Most grade school teachers agree that kids say the darndest things. Here are some examples:

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The future of "I give" is "I take."

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The parts of speech are lungs and air.

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The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosqitoes.

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A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

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Define H2O and CO2. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

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A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

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The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

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A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

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Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.

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The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 oppossums.

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The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

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We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.

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One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

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A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all duly constipated authorities.

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One by-product of raising cattle is calves.

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To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose until it drips into the throat.

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The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

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The climate is hottest next to the Creator.

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Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were deeply religious feelings.

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The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

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Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.

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The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

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In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.

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Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

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In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to Utah.

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A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in the winter.

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
9/2/2005 9:51 am

those are just too funny...i was thinking the other day just how much children just dont know ....my cousin who is 8 is getting curious about other countries....he was shocked to see that mexico wasnt a part of the us...even though it is connected...

live more, laugh often, love much


bulging_boy 49M

9/3/2005 4:50 pm

well... if the future of I Give is I Take... then the future really is now isn't it!

Go the kids!! I on the other hand am amazed at how much kids *do* know.


rm_lovelyLady 64F
434 posts
9/4/2005 3:57 am

HI sunrisegirl1983 glad you enjoyed these. It is good to keep a sense of humor. In the good times and the bad.....

bulging_boy I am glad you enjoyed these too. I think kids (and animals) are smarter than we realize.... about important stuff... at least that is what i used to think when I was a kid... As a kid I figured the answer to all of our problems was love.... Pretty silly, huh?
(actually, I still do... )


rm_lovelyLady 64F
434 posts
9/4/2005 4:01 am

I found some more- I laughed till I cried on some of these.....

Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him
Heather, 16

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, 14

Stay away from prunes.
Randy, 9

Don't squat with your spurs on:
Noronha, 13

Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to:
Emily, 10

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Taylia, 11

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. --
Traci, 14

Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers.
Mitchell, 12

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tictac
Andrew, 9

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
Kyoyo, 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Armir, 9

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Kellie, 11

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Lauren, 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Joel, 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
Alyesha, 13

Never try to baptize a cat.
Eileen, 8


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/8/2005 2:48 pm

i love them


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