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rm_lots2love4u 54F
623 posts
8/10/2006 12:40 am
You Can

The pursuit of sexy things is not all it’s cracked up to be. Now hear me out…I’m a product of the 70’s. A graduate of the class of ’80, I came of age in an era when people were just hairy, litterally. Think Burt Reynolds, for Christ sake.

So imagine my surprise, neigh, delight, when I discovered recently that everyone ‒ and I mean everyone ‒ is trimming the verge, so to speak. What next? You guessed it…I decided to try a little bush trimming myself. I did what any self-respecting computer surfing gal would do…I checked out online porn to determine what the best hair style would be, for me.

After careful consideration, I decided to go full bald, risky, but true. So, armed with information on the best trimmers and creams, I undertook my amazing adventure this evening. Imagine my delight as the hair fell away, the peels of laughter as I was able to see my goodies unencumbered by hair…the yelp of pain as I nicked my outer labia. For those of you who have never had this experience, I’m here to tell you two things. First, it hurts like a muther fucker. Second, it won’t stop bleeding. My vagina, it would seem, is angry...and the job is only half done.

The upside…I’m sure I’ll get all types of weird responses to this, my first post. The downside…I’ve got to get back on the horse and finish the job. And in the end I learned what most of us already know…advertising images (after all, porn is advertising) rarely live up to their expectations when applied to the average person.

Sarcasm is natures way of protecting us from stupid people

rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/10/2006 12:59 am

.......LMFAO.... sounds like the one and only time I ever waxed. I am feeling it with you. And no bandages will not stick....LMFAO...

Someday is today.

Theflinkychick 105F

8/10/2006 1:39 am

I've never nicked myself but I still resist the shaving thing. Perhaps if the right partner convinced me to let them help it might be nice...

There is that liquid band-aid stuff might work if you really need to seal the wound...

Not all who wander are lost.

economickrisis 54M

8/10/2006 1:51 am

G'day Baldy Welcome to the blogs.

horny4770 60M
8158 posts
8/10/2006 4:16 am

So you learned the real 'truth' in advertising. lol

Welcome to the blogs Sweetie. Feel free to visit mine sometime and say Hi.


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
8/10/2006 6:17 am

Welcome to the blogs! I just had to chuckle here as I've also nicked myself....and it hurts like the dickens. I think you'll love the "free" feeling you'll have when you finish the job! I hope you'll stop by my blog sometime and say hello.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
8/11/2006 2:49 pm

Oh, do drop by my blog and read all about [post 109816]

*hug* Welcome to Blogland!

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

IamWetFire 52F

8/12/2006 8:12 pm

Welcome to the blogs!

And I feel your pain, my dear. I nicked my. . .nether regions just last night.

Ouch. And oh, by the way OUCH!

Thank goodness for peppermint oil and "No Bump." That's my remedy and I'm sticking to it. (Although the later burns like a son of a bitch!)

I used to do the Brazilian--but for a little landing strip just above. . .sort of a nice little, "the clit is here, guys" indicator. But, 1. they're expensive, and 2. you get to be all yucky and stubbly for a couple of weeks before you can get your pubes ripped out yet again.

Shaving. . .it's sort of a requirement for me. . .since I am half Sicilian. I wouldn't want any man to think an enraged beaver the size of an elephant was aimed at his mouth and/or privates!


rm_Dday_1960 55M

8/27/2006 2:36 am

OUCH I feel for you.....I can't truly relate, except for.....

About 15 years ago when getting ready for the "Vas"....

I tried in vain to find a position to shave my nether regions.....

My lady helped and I ended up with a few places that band-aids would not stick....Bled like the dickens too.....

The next day the Dr. asked who started the procedure without him....I hate Dr.s who think they are comedians.

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