poem and joke for today  

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12/7/2005 6:17 am

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poem and joke for today

poem and joke for today
Divorce in Heaven
There was a couple who was about to get married. Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died. As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get married in heaven.
St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.
He was gone for several months then finally returned.
The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here, eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"
St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said, "Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here, do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"

Poem Title: Pleasurization -- A Lover's Lust
Boy I'm tired of moanin for you all night wishin you where here to touch, kiss, squeeze, please my body all you want. You always tell me you want me, tell me you'll do everything in your power to please me. Well baby I'm tellin you right now, I need you. I close my eyes and whisper your name over and over again visualizin you standin over me leanin down kissin me tenderly. Baby your all that I need in my life right here with me. If only I could be with you just for the night, we would make everlasting love all through the night . Our breath's singin passion's love song. We'll be breathing this song all night long. I'm writing this lover's lust on paper for you; but it's nothin but the runnin and wildin of my imagination. Wanting and feinin for your everlasting pleasurization.
©2005 His Fiance'

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