poem and joke for today  

rm_longliner002 50M
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12/5/2005 3:29 am

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poem and joke for today

poem and joke for today

Poem Title: Having Fulfilled A Fantasy
As we shed our clothes
Upon the soft white sand
The sea looked inviting
We entered hand in hand
Swimming and teasing
Splashing about playfully
Dipping into pleasures
To the rhythm of the sea
As we slid side by side
Bodies motion sensually
Thrills surge throughout
Waves caress endlessly
Neath a glowing sunset
We emerge from the sea
Embracing by the shore
Having fulfilled a fantasy
©2005 Hope

Ballerina On A Razor's Edgeshe danced suspended
caught in a web between
sweet pleasure and pain
a moth whirls around a flame
lithe ballerina twirls
along a razors edge
graceful are her steps
she dances without fear
wild and free she moves
arms reaching for heaven
safe in knowing no doubt
he would never let her fall

by Dave Barry , Nationally Syndicated Columnist
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
(This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those jerks deducted $95.00 in taxes.

rm_WickedFemale 62F
401 posts
12/5/2005 1:56 pm

Thank you for the smile here.....~hugs~

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