joke And Poem for the day  

rm_longliner002 50M
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12/13/2005 10:39 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

joke And Poem for the day

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"screw me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

Poem Title: Fortunate

Constantly thinking about you
until I simply just don't know what to do
around my neck I have your chain
closing my eyed and wispering your name
I sit back and think about your hands on my curves
then out of nowhere, to be with you I get this sudden urge
My eyes open slowly, I imagine you in front of me
wanting you bad and oh so desperatley
I imagine your lips coming to mines
Just waiting for that feeling that's just soo divine
I don't need the money, diamonds or pearls
I'm set for life as long as I got you in my world
'Cause I can feel it in my body that I finally found some body who'll
make me change my ways like hanging with my Edenwald Crew
Like Usher said, "I'm fortunate too have you boy, and i want you to know that i really adore you."
It's like when I'm in school and your not there when I turn my back
It's like my whole days off track
It's like them days when I'm stuck in the house
And I don't wanna have fun 'cause your all i ever think about
You need to be with me, I need to be with you
I'm just feining for that moment
when my day is dedicated to you.

©2005 His Fiance'


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/14/2005 3:58 am

Brilliant
very good
Im giggling here
silky xx


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