dirty joke no#2  

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12/21/2005 3:23 pm

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dirty joke no#2

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Duh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."

Screen Friends
by Miasartiff
I've had one of those days
you know what I mean
so I sit back and relax
and turn on my screen.
I'll talk to all my friends
who know just what to say
to make my stresses go
and my troubles fade away.
My friends you're always there for me
whenever I feel blue
and though we've never met before
I know our friendships true.
And although we haven't been friends for long
in this short time it seems
we shared so many things already
our hopes, our fears, our dreams.
We come from different walks of life
but we share a common bond
and it's time to say that of all of you
I've grown so very fond.
So thank you friends for being there
whenever I've needed you
I know you're always there for me
and you know I'm there for you.

by Allison Jane
Love is your friend,
Love is your foe,
It can bring you happiness
It can bring you woe.
It can cause you joy
As it causes you sadness.
So how may I ask
Can people put up with this madness?
Is it the tears of happiness
Or the tears of sorrow,
That make people sick
If they don't see them tomorrow?
Love is a gentle
Yet harsh kind of feeling,
It will hurt you badly
While it works its healing.
Love is not a Guy
Or Girl kind of thing,
It can take things away
With the good things it may bring.
Love can take forever
As it happens so quick,
And it makes you so happy
It'll make you sick.
You can talk forever
And still not know what to say.
It can change from sweet to sour
In the length of a day.
But this to you,
I must confess,
Why can't I be
Involved in this mess?

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/21/2005 6:36 pm

I adore your poems
keep blogging sexy

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