a new day  

rm_longliner002 50M
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11/29/2005 5:20 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

a new day

Pumpkin Patch
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need.
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" He commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor." I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's..just working away at this pumpkin.
"Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'
"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

Each day holds a promise
for you and for me
take a deep breath
smell of the breeze
Look over yonder
morning doves play
skies are clear blue
no hint of grey
Listen to hear
babies birds chirp
see pansies smile
bluebells in skirts
The willowtree bows
so graceful is she
see squirrels frolic
hear buzzing of bees
Grass still moist
with fresh morning dew
butterflies waltz
hummingbirds swoon
Let nature embrace you
relax for awhile
feelings of peace
will bring a big smile
relish the freedom
let yourself go
Oft times I wonder
how sad it must be
for those who pass by
beautiful trees
When morning dawns
to start each new day
capture the beauty
each step of the way
Each Day Has A Promise
Breath it, Feel It, Live it, Shair It with a Friend...


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

11/29/2005 12:19 pm

who needs a women when you have a pumpkin

heheheheheheh

class story

silky xxxxxxxxxxx


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