a few jokws to end the day  

rm_longliner002 49M
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8/2/2006 4:26 pm
a few jokws to end the day


A Riddle

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a

valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same

speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same

size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a

helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the

helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must

you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Answer below
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* Get your drunk ASS off the merry-go-round.

wo new Firemen

Two new firemen had been with the department for several months

and had never actually been to a fire when they got a report of a

large barn fire. The chief decides that this would be a good one for

the new guys and tells them that he is sending them out and that it

should be a fairly straightforward fire and they should have no

problems.
The two firemen were gone for a good five or six hours and the

chief hadn’t heard from them and was getting worried so he drives

out to the site to see what the problem is. When he gets there the

fire is pretty much out and the barn is a big pile of smoldering ruble

but one of the firemen has the farmer bent over screwing the hell

out of him while the other fireman is on the other end getting a

blowjob. The chief asks ‘what the hell are you guys doing?’ One of

the firemen explains that the poor farmer was overcome with

smoke. The chief says ‘Well you were supposed to give him mouth

to mouth." The other fireman says ‘Well just how do you think all

this got started?’

Father Murphy

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first

man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said; "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to

heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there

against the wall," said the priest.
then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want

to go to heaven?
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father.
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when

you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a

group together to go right now."

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