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a few jokes to end the day if
a few jokes to end the day if
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working
with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the
first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to
throw them into the trash.
"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries
them up, and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called
The farmhand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife
who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days....
and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.
On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper.
He asked his wife where the farmhand was, and she replied,
"It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was
for supper, I told him French Fries, and he ran like hell!!!"
A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person."
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff.Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. "This is fantastic," thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance."
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends with the letters u-n-t?"
Only one word leapt to mind...
"My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word." The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the pope, the gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt'."
"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Q: What is the definition of an overbite?
A: When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of crap.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.
A fool and his money are soon partying
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter
Little Johnny was at school and his teacher was teaching about the 4 basic food groups. Johnny asks "What food group does light bulbs fall into".
His teacher replies, "Light bulbs are not edible and they don't fall into any food group".
Little Johnny insists that light bulbs are food because his Dad eats light bulbs. The teacher tries to get Little johnny to drop the subject, but he just would not let it go. He said "I know that light bulbs are edible because I heard my Dad tell my Mom that if she would turn off the light, he would eat it!"